Miley Cyrus in a Bikini in Hawaii
Here’s Miley Cyrus in a bikini with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth in Hawaii, living proof that hillbillies can clean up okay, once you look past the over-sized teeth and vaguely retarded expressions. Or, you can just close your eyes and use your hands.
Louis Vuitton Sues Hangover 2 for Using Fake Luggage
#fashionHangover 2 is having all sorts of trademark issues! After being sued by a tattoo artist over a fake Mike Tyson tattoo, now they're being sued by Louis Vuitton for using fake luggage and claiming it's the real thing. What are they going to sue
The Hottest Things on TV in 2011
#television Every single television critic has written their "10 Best of 2011" article and it's all, "Oooh, Breaking Bad." "Let's hear it for Community." "Friday Night Lights should never leave!" "Do you love Louie? I love Louie. You should love
Quickies: Whirled Peas
Khloe Kardashian isn’t allowed to dye her hair blonde like she wants to without express approval from E!, which is a shame, because I hear blonde is all the rage for Bigfoot this spring. (Popbytes) Nicki Minaj’s ass looks like it got attacked
Sorry Guys, Kim Richards Is Still in Rehab
#realitytv Yesterday People told us that Kim Richards, reality television's Blanche Dubois, was out of rehab. The problem is they were wrong. Or were they? More »
Russell Brand Files for Divorce from Katy Perry, World Shocked
Well, I totally didn’t see this coming. Russell Brand and Katy Perry are calling it quits after a little more than one year together. Granted, in Hollywood years, that’s like the equivalent to at least 5. Says TMZ, Russell Brand has filed for div
Miley Cyrus Topless Pic?
This is supposedly a pic of Miley Cyrus topless as she changed in the VIP area of some club in Spain back in May — presumably from the same set of leaked cell phone pics that came out soon after her iPhone was hacked — but somehow it’s just now
Pop Culture New Year's Resolutions for 2012
#resolutions It's almost New Year's Eve and you're going to go to a party and everyone is going to ask, "What is your New Year's Resolution?" Don't say "quit smoking," "lose weight," or "get a new job," because all of those are bound to fail. Her
Jessica Alba in a Bikini in Cabo
Jessica Alba and I were both in Cabo St. Lucas this past weekend, and I managed to spend a little time with her while I was there. Granted, it was via a telephoto lens and a pair of military-issue night vision goggles, but it was still great. See how
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Lei'd Down the Law
#recaps Oooooh snap, girlfriend honeychild, Taylor and Russell broke up. MMMhhhmmm. And now Russell is dead. And we had to watch it. It's just another night here on Paradise Island of the Beverly Hills Housewives, where everything is vacations and pa
Quickies: Less Filling, Tastes Great
Khloe Kardashian faces some awful genitals… and this time, they’re not her own. (Evil Beet) Miranda July looks like a lesbian Colonel Sanders in an Andy Samberg wig. (Pop Candy) Holly Hughes is the first hot babe of the year, and rightfully so. (
Omar Little Was Arrested in Baltimore This Weekend
#thewire Yes, Omar Little was booked on possession of a handgun in Baltimore this weekend. No, silly, it's not Omar Little the awesome gay vigilante who terrorized the drug dealers of Charm City that we all rooted for on The Wire, this was a real
Upside Down: Kirsten Dunst Is Head Over Heels
#trailerpark Check out this French trailer for the new thriller Upside Down. I don't quite get how this high concept works. Apparently there is a world with two sets of gravity and those who are right side up can't fall in love with those upside down
Kelly Clarkson Hearts Republican Ron Paul
I was wondering what Margaret Cho was doing in such a stupid hat until I read the tags on the pics. Turns out that’s not Margaret Cho at all. It’s “American Idol” winner Kelly Clarkson. Who knew? Yeah, apparently she’s endorsing Republican
Irina Shayk in Esquire UK
Sports Illustrated model Irina Shayk goes topless-but-covered in next month’s Esquire UK, but just how Esquire has the balls to charge 4.25 British pounds for a fucking handbra when you could see her boobs here for free right here is beyond me. I w

