Quickies: Classic Cootchie

Renee Zellweger and Reese Witherspoon have a “Who’s Skinnier?” contest.  Renee wins by a clavicle! (Litely Salted) Megan Fox has slept with only two men. Why am I having a hard time believing this? (Socialite Life) It’s an Emma Roberts, Anna

Bradley Cooper Dumps McG For Another Hangover

Bradley Cooper has pulled out of McG's next film, a romantic comedy called This Means War. According to EW, Cooper was forced to make the decision due to scheduling conflicts: The July start date for the Fox romcom overlapped with the start of The Ha

Antonio Banderas is Old

I’m not sure what the hell Antonio Banderas is doing with that hideous pee-paw beard, unless it’s playing checkers in the park with Wilford Brimley and his type 2 die-uh-bee-tus. I can almost smell the Ben-Gay and hard candies from here. PHOTO

Quickies: Private Dancer

WTF is wrong with Angelina Jolie’s neck?! (The Blemish) Oh, hell yes — Blake Lively is gonna do Playboy! (IDLYITW) Lady Gaga has cellulite. And ass pimples. (Fatback) What in God’s holy name did Mel B do to her hair? (Closer) Pamela Anders

Pamela Anderson is Beauty Incarnate

Beauty, they name is Pamela Anderson! Wait, did I just said “beauty?” Because I meant “doody.” Doody, they name is Pamela Anderson. She looks like a meth addict who spent the night blowing truckers at a rest stop off I-40. Huffing kerose

PIC: Bradley Cooper Busted for Having a Fake Tan

Only 2/3 of his face is bronzed at his Valentine's Day premiereGet more Us! Follow us on Twitter, Fr[...]

Bradley Cooper Denies Engagement Rumors

He calls reports that he'll wed girlfriend Renee Zellweger "totally not true" Get more Us! Follow u[...]

Quickies: Rock Out with Your Concrete Block Out

Watch video of Anderson Cooper saving a little boy from concrete-throwing thugs! (Socialite Life) LaToya Jackson, or giant albino bat? You decide. (Hollywood Rag) Look — Britney Spears is actually wearing a bra! Too bad it’s three sizes too s

What You Missed Last Night: Kathy Griffin swears (again) on CNN

This was probably expected, but last night Kathy Griffin said the F-word while co-hosting New Year's Eve coverage on CNN with Anderson Cooper. Here's the video. I guess you can't have a time delay in a show that has a live countdown to New Year's Eve

Bradley Cooper Has Something to Show You

When Bradley Cooper was a little boy, he dreamed of becoming a plumber.  Tragically, he was forced to grow up and face the cold, hard reality of being a world famous actor, and now a little bit of plumber’s crack is all he has left of his abandone

The IRS vs. Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson may have to start spending a little less time at the beach. Apparently she owes the Internal Revenue Service almost $2 million in back taxes. Obviously, this was a miscalculation on the part of her accountants. Given Anderson's histor

Pam Anderson to Record Pop Single Called "High"

Her pal Richie Rich says she "wants to sing, but nothing too difficult"Get more Us! Follow us on Twi[...]

Hangover 2 Script Half-Finished, Moving Out of Vegas

Talking to EW, The Hangover director Todd Phillips gave the low down on the status of a sequel. He's currently midway through the script, although no plot details are known yet.  Phillips mentioned that he was thinking of ideas for a sequel while th

Quickies: Wax Poetic

Pamela Anderson’s tits, much like her jowls, are staring directly at the ground. Gross. (Hollywood Rag) If you’ve never heard of Amber Heard, now is the time to educate yourself. She’s a knock-out! (Moe Jackson) These upskirt pics of Beyonc

Quickies: Dog Eat Dog

Nicolas Cage lost his millions buying castles and shrunken heads. (Post Chronicle) Christina Aguilera starts filming “Burlesque.” I’m guessing she plays the tranny killer. (popbytes) Because they’re not just for holding up your pants: 68