Quickies: Side Dish

If Ashley Greene’s dress were any shorter, we’d be seeing her chocha. “How Greene Was My Valley,” indeed. (Moe Jackson) Padma Lakshmi eats a lot of testicles. I assume she just flosses with the pubes. (Socialite Life) Jessica Alba’s dis

S.S. Danica “Winnie Cooper” McKellar in Maxim

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S.S. Ashley Jones

Here’s mostly TV actress Ashley Jones in FHM Magazine, which I think stands for Females and Horny Men. Or maybe it’s For Hairy Men (who can’t get real girlfriends so they have to rely on getting off to pictures of mostly-naked women). That’s

S.S. Ashley Greene in Maxim: The Outtakes

These are the pics of Ashley Greene that didn’t make the cut for December issue of Maxim magazine. Something else that didn’t make the cut? Harry Potter’s wiener! Get it? You know, because he’s uncircumcised? Ha ha! Yeah, I don’t know

S.S. Ashley Greene, Again (Some More)

Ashley Greene is everywhere lately because ain’t no escaping any o’ them Twilight fools, but at least she’s better than Kristen Stewart.  Ashley doesn’t incessantly bite her lip like she’s trying to eat her own face from the inside out, an

Ashley Greene in Nothing But a Little Body Paint

This is Ashley Greene in a body paint “skinsuit” on the Turks and Caicos islands for a new SoBe commercial.  Photos from the shoot will appear in the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. The 22-year-old actress modeled two of make-up artist J

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S.S. Ashley Greene Had a Happy New Year

Ashley Greene (of the Twilight movies) went to a New Year’s party, and somehow the personal photos she took at the party ended up on the webernets.  Maybe because she’s an attention whore and she leaked them herself, or maybe one of her friends

Quickies: Handy Manny

When bad breast implants happen to good people… (The Dirty) Your first look at the naked-but-not-full-frontal Levi Johnston Playgirl pics! (omg blog) Video of Lindsay Lohan snorting blow with Brandon Davis. (CelebNewsWire) Chris Brown’s wiener

S.S. Ashley Greene in Maxim, Take 2

The December issue of Maxim is finally on the newsstands, so here are the first round of shitty low-res scans of Ashley Greene’s inside pictorial. Ooh, speaking of Ashley Greene, that reminds me — what’s the difference between a girl who stars

Twilight’s Ashley Greene in December Maxim

“Twilight’s” Ashley Greene has two different covers for the December issue of Maxim. I guess it’s some kind of marketing ploy to get you to buy two copies of the same magazine, but I’m not sure the the public is going to go for that kind o

Quickies: Strike That

Twilight’s Ashley Greene’s sexy Halloween costume. (Use My Computer) Pictures of Hugh Grant sloshed out of his gourd. (CelebSlam) Kiefer Sutherland racks up a $700 bar tab — all before lunchtime. (The Blemish) Just like your frustrated chih

Ashley Greene Bikini Pictures

These pictures of Twilight’s Ashley Greene are like a year old, but all the other cool kids are putting them up, so far be it from me not to follow suit. Besides, lots of things get better as they get older. These pictures might have been aged in

Tooth Fairy Movie Trailer

There are those in Hollywood that will tell you the pitch process is among the most demeaning and inhuman things a writer can do. I don't believe that. Usually. Every once in a while a trailer comes along that plays exactly like the pitch you hear in

Quickies: Whoever Smelt it Dealt It

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt lost her first tooth! (ONTD) Is Mackenzie Phillips lying about boning her dad? (Socialite Life) Ashley Greene looking amazingly pretty in Saturday Night magazine. (Moe Jackson) Hey, look — Kate Moss is about to puke. (Hollywoo