Quickies: Nature’s Own

Lindsay Lohan, or down-on-her-luck Turkish whore? (Moe Jackson) Paramore’s latest video for “The Only Exception.” (Hollywood PQ) Finally, a Barbie doll that we normal girls can relate to. (The Dirty) Jayde Nicole squeezing Jessica Hall’s b

EXCLUSIVE: Keeley Hazell Wants You To Keep Her

Keeley Hazell is gorgeous and built like a Barbie doll and also seems like a really sweet person, so more of her is always good news.  She’s got a new interactive video premiering later this month, and we’ve got behind-the-scenes footage from th

TV franchises offer up last minute Christmas gift ideas

NORAD is already tracking Santa Claus and his airborne reindeer team as it heads south from the North Pole and ignores boring Canada to give delightful Christmas presents to all the good American boys and girls. Fortunately, the U.S. Air Force apolog

Review: Saturday Night Live - January Jones/Black Eyed Peas

(S35E06) There was a strange moment of nodding recognition at the end of the night, as I watched Jason Sudeikis and January Jones in the cloud-gazing sketch. Throughout, the man pauses to consider the woman's weird behavior and then concedes, "Ohh, y

Quickies: Mr. Jones and Me

Audrina Partridge has a classic case of Barbie Crotch. She might want to see a doctor about that. (Hollywood Rag) Oh, look! Mya’s presenting. She must be in heat. (Dirty Rotten Whore) Video of Marilyn Manson being pegged in the head with a bot

Kim Kardashian in YRB Magazine

This must be what happens when Romulans go goth. You know, just because all the kids in the Gamma Quadrant are doing it, doesn’t mean you have to, too! Kim Kardashian in the September issue of YRB magazine: Related Stories S.S. Kim Kardashian

You Knew This Was Coming: Universal Plans a Barbie Movie

I'm so glad that on the same day we get to report that the likely to be extra-silly Masters of the Universe movie may be a go at Columbia, I also get to cover Universal's plans for a film based on the Barbie toy line. But, really, how is there not al

Don’t You Want to See This Woman Topless?

If so, you’re in luck! And if so, you need some serious help! There’s something not quite right with girlfriend’s face. It’s like Barbie got hit by radioactive fallout or something. New York Post reports, Lydia Hearst is about to get all hot

Lily Allen’s torn upskirt photo

Lily Allen had a makeover in an attempt to inject some new life into her old one. She had her old brunette locks dyed for a brand new blonde look. She used to criticize the blonde, Barbie doll look sported by many celebrities. Now, she has joined the