Jesus Wept
Jesus Luz got his precious mer-man face doused with Brazilian beer while working the turntables in Rio Sunday night. According to Page Six Madonna’s boy toy was deejaying at a party when a guest came up and threw beer in his face, saying, “Get o
Jennifer Aniston Throws Her Own Birthday Party in Cabo
Jennifer Aniston’s family-less vacation in Mexico wouldn’t be complete unless she threw herself a “surprise” birthday party. A source told Page Six “On Saturday, the staff lit 65 candles for her on the terrace of her villa, where all her
Brittany Murphy’s Husband is Suing WB for Wrongful Death
Simon Monjack has finally cracked the case of wife Brittany Murphy’s untimely death late last year — it was because she was fired from the Happy Feet sequel. Makes perfect fucking sense, doesn’t it? Page Six says Brittany Murphy’s grieving
Mischa Barton is a Fatty, Take 346
If there’s one thing fat girls never let get in their way, it’s a lack of forks and spoons. Or dignity. Case in point (via Page Six) At Mischa Barton’s 23rd birthday party at Meatpacking District hot spot SL on Sunday night… the staff surpr
The Guy Who Punched Snooki on Jersey Shore is a Teacher
When greasy buffoon Brad Ferro isn’t busy sucker-punching chicks in the face or dumping quarts of gel in his hair, he spends most of his time educating America’s youth courtesy of your tax dollars. We might as well go ahead and surrender to the
Lindsay Lohan is Going to India
Filth, contamination and pestilence be warned: Linday Lohan is headed your way! According to Page Six Lindsay Lohan is flying off to India to work with children. Lohan is heading to the subcontinent today to film a documentary with the BBC about im
Pam Anderson Demands Special Lighting to Mask Ugliness
Page Six asks this morning, “Are Pamela Anderson’s famous looks fading?” I think it’s pretty safe to say they were being completely sarcastic. Bitch looks like she got walloped with the business end of the ugly stick. Page Six adds: At [Pa
Review: Saturday Night Live - Taylor Swift
(S35E05) I had to talk myself through being allowed to criticize Taylor Swift. Ever since Kanye West VMA outburst turned everyone in America into Swift's over-protective mom, she's been shown even more as an innocent country-inspired sweetheart. Ever
Lindsay Lohan is Taking Adderall, Xanax and Paxil
Michael Lohan’s mission to get daughter Lindsay into rehab has now progressed into a shock-and-awe media campaign, complete with his airing a list of all the prescription drugs she’s currently using. According to Page Six [Michael said], “She
Ellen Page, Alia Shawkat and Sean Tillmann Writing HBO Series Stitch N’Bitch
Oh, I can already see the responses to this one in my head. Ellen Page, Alia Shawkat and Sean Tillmann (the latter is AKA Har Mar Superstar) are writing and exec-producing a new show for HBO called Stitch N'Bitch. We don't know much about the project
Mariah Carey is Drunk
Mariah Carey was already shitfaced last night when she arrived at One Little West 12th in the wee hours of the morning to guzzle champagne with her entourage. Page Six says According to a witness, Carey showed up to the restaurant at “1:30 a.m. and
Insert Caption: Whip It
Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that whips out funny captions faster than it takes me to fall down while rollerskating (ie: pretty damn fast). Last week we asked you to churn out your best "Let's make fun of those artsy
Kelly Killoren Bensimon in the December Issue of Playboy
One of the leathery old boozebags from the “The Real Housewives of New York City” is about to bear it all in Playboy. I’ll try to contain my squeals of delight. According to Page Six The magazine is set to publish semi-nude photos of Kelly
Kristin Chenoweth Collapses Post-Emmys
Actress Kristin Chenoweth collapsed Sunday night at the Emmy Awards shortly after winning Outstanding Supporting Actress for her role in “Pushing Daisies.” Page Six says Chenoweth suffered a crippling migraine and had to lie down in the Lipton L
Rainn Wilson, Ellen Page and Liv Tyler Cast in James Gunn’s Real-World Superhero Story
Twitter snoops and the /Film faithful may recall that James Gunn and Rainn Wilson have been out on the town, shopping around their superhero project. The first deals seem to have been brokered now and the big announcements have hit: the film will be
