Quickies: Classic Cootchie
Renee Zellweger and Reese Witherspoon have a “Who’s Skinnier?” contest. Renee wins by a clavicle! (Litely Salted) Megan Fox has slept with only two men. Why am I having a hard time believing this? (Socialite Life) It’s an Emma Roberts, Anna
Bachelor EXCLUSIVE: Taunting Ali Was Part of Vienna's Winning Strategy
"Vienna would say to Ali that she was going to shake her boobs in Jake's face," a contestant tells U[...]
Audrina Partridge in FHM UK
“The Hills” star Audrina Partridge strips down in the British version of FHM, which you’ll notice is a lot like our FHM, but with kilometers instead of miles and fish ‘n’ chips instead of toothbrushes. Lucky for us, boobs are not bound by
Do Not Adjust Your Screens
No, this isn’t the work of some junior high boy with Photoshop, and there’s nothing wrong with your monitor. It’s more like the work of a plastic surgeon without the word “No” in his vocabularly. Porn actress Mary Carey’s chest looks li
Quickies: Old Habits Die Hard
Why is Doutzen Kroes dressed as a nun? (Moe Jackson) Leo DiCaprio’s new movie “Shutter Island” is a noir-ish pulp-y b-movie with so many red herrings it’s hard not to bump your head on one or three. (Pajiba) AnnaLynne McCord finds a way to m
Quickies: Nature’s Own
Lindsay Lohan, or down-on-her-luck Turkish whore? (Moe Jackson) Paramore’s latest video for “The Only Exception.” (Hollywood PQ) Finally, a Barbie doll that we normal girls can relate to. (The Dirty) Jayde Nicole squeezing Jessica Hall’s b
S.S. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Her Panties
Model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is the new face of Monsoon lingerie for 2010, which is weird because she’s still under contract with Victoria’s Secret, which also sells lingerie. You would think that’d be considered a conflict of interest. I
Quickies: Crack is Wack
Beach Bowl Babes Match-Up: Olivia Munn vs Marisa Miller. (Moe Jackson) When did AnnaLynne McCord get boobs? (Hollywood Rag) Madonna’s newest male model victim is reportedly “terrified” of her — or maybe his eyebrows always look like that.
S.S. Lucy Pinder in Nuts Magazine Teaser
Only British glamour model Lucy Pinder could make sitting like a kindergartener who has to pee look sexy. Frankly, she could be pounding out the sackful of puppies she just set on fire against a brick wall and I’d still think she was sexy. Like m
Heidi Montag: Before and After
Image credit: Huffington Post Heidi Montag had ten (10!!!) plastic surgery procedures done on November 20th. We saw her creepy People magazine cover on Wednesday, but now the Huffington Post has a scan of her before & after shots from inside the m
S.S. Boobalicious
Sweet Jesus, y’all. Jessica Simpson went someplace yesterday and she did some stuff. Or something. I don’t really know, and it’s entirely beside the point anyway, because the point here is HOLY SWEET & SOUR JESUS her boobs are GINORMOUS.
Jessica Alba Talks About Her Stretch Marks
She also says pregnancy left her with "sagging boobs" and "cellulite I can never get rid of"Get more[...]
The IRS vs. Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson may have to start spending a little less time at the beach. Apparently she owes the Internal Revenue Service almost $2 million in back taxes. Obviously, this was a miscalculation on the part of her accountants. Given Anderson's histor
2009 Grammy Nominations Announced
The Grammy nominations were announced last night, and among those listed were crap, crap and who fucking cares. I’m only even telling you this as an excuse to post pictures of Katy Perry’s boobs, because she was there at the announcement party i
S.S. Victoria’s Secret Model Shannan Click Nude Pics
It’s a sad state of affairs when these nude pictures of Shannan Click are the most exciting thing that’s happened all day. Just who the hell is Shannan Click, you ask? Well, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, and, um… let’s see…. she’
