Quickies: Are You My Mother?
Britney Spears has a meltdown at Disneyland and hacks off her hair. (Celebitchy) Megan Fox gives stoners a bad name. (CityRag) Amber Rose might or might not be in Cannes. I don’t know. But she’s showing off her cans, so everybody wins. (Dirt
Britney Spears Fires Her Boyfriend
Britney Spears’ boyfriend Jason Trawick is no longer her manager — Britney fired him so he could “concentrate on being her boyfriend with no financial ties.” Ooh, looks like somebody dared to tell her that KFC wasn’t really a tax write-off
Miley Cyrus’ “Can’t Be Tamed” Video Sparks Controversy
Miley Cyrus does her best slutty vulture/medieval peacock/Britney Spears impression in her latest video “Can’t Be Tamed.” I guess footage of her beating Hannah Montana with a lead pipe got kinda redundant after the first two minutes. The D
Britney Spears’ Braless Days are Over
Britney Spears’ nipples will no longer be able to stare at the floor without the constraints of underwire and elastic straps. The Sun reports Britney’s father Jamie is embarrassed by constant pictures of her nipples popping out of her clothes an
Quickies: Don’t Bring Around a Cloud
Kate Beckinsale remains the planet’s hottest mom. (Popoholic) Madonna’s hand to be used as a cast for those scary fake hands they use at Halloween. I just made that up, but they should. (Celebslam) Britney Spears raided your mom’s drawer and st
Critics Slam Miley for "Stiff, Unconvincing" Acting in New Film
She "makes the most dubious 'dramatic' debut of any singer since Britney Spears," one critic snipesG[...]
Britney Spears Spent Weekend With Beau Despite Split Report
Spears and Jason Trawick "are on and off," a source tells UsGet more Us! Follow us on Twitter, Frien[...]
Quickies: Head Games
Marisa Miller’s armpit, or an emergency backup vagina? You decide. (The Dirty) Angelina and Johnny Depp take a boat ride in Venice — but Johnny’s smiling and you can’t see Angie’s head. I’ll let you do the math on that one. (Hollywood
Quickies: Put Your Back Into It
Kelly Clarkson is fat. And picking her nose. (Hollywood PQ) Bill Clinton hospitalized! But not for monkey poisoning like you probably thought. (TMZ) Why is Britney Spears at the hospital again? You’ll never guess! (Bricks and Stones) Cat fig
Naked Snooki Pics Are Here
Even though she’s denied they exist, the first of several naked photos of Jersey Shore’s Snooki has been made its way onto the interwebs via the magical portal known as NakedSnooki.com. The photo in question shows Snooki on all fours but strateg
Quickies: Thick as Thieves
Meet Tila Tequila’s new baby. Somebody might wanna tell her it’s plastic. (Litely Salted) Jersey Shore’s Pauly D has a dirty history! (The Dirty) Because George Lucas isn’t done raping your childhood. (Agent Bedhead) Emma Watson gets dirr
Quickies: Double Your Pleasure
Katy Perry talks about her “nasty lady garden.” (Holy Moly) Britney Spears’ nipples must be magnetic, because they’re pointing due south. (Hollywood Rag) Ooh, Taylor Momsen is smoking cigarettes, and she’s only 16! What a rebel! (The Bl
Why Britney Spears and Her Dad Appeared in Court
Still under her father's conservatorship, a cheerful Spears showed up in stilettos and tight skirtGe[...]
Quickies: Rock Out with Your Concrete Block Out
Watch video of Anderson Cooper saving a little boy from concrete-throwing thugs! (Socialite Life) LaToya Jackson, or giant albino bat? You decide. (Hollywood Rag) Look — Britney Spears is actually wearing a bra! Too bad it’s three sizes too s
Britney Spears Slams Reports She "Hates" Her Body
She calls an article claiming she has no confidence "bulls---"Get more Us! Follow us on Twitter, Fri[...]
