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Beyoncé likes to inconvenience the little people. (IDLYITW) Megan Fox might play Buffy in the Whedon-free movie remake. (TheSuperficial) Johnny Depp was adorable at his birthday party in Puerto Rico. (Lainey) Bret Michaels endagers his own life to p

Cristiano Ronaldo Picks Up Ballon d’Or Award

Earning his sports top prize, Cristiano Ronaldo received the Ballon d’Or award at a ceremony taking place in Paris, France on Sunday (December 7). The Manchester United star picked up the coveted trophy after his exploits last season saw him clai

Nereida Gallardo has a secret

I think she has breast implants. Shhhhhhhhhh! Don’t tell her I told you. NOTE: Since I know most of you have never heard of this chick, she’s soccer superstar/lover of hot pants Cristiano Ronaldo’s ex

Nereida Gallardo in a Bikini Redux

The ass-tabulous Nereida Gallardo was all smiles after being dumped this week by soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo, apparently comforted by the gentle hands of a woman bearing tanning oil. You can’t go wrong with a good rubdown from a some slut in a bi

Paris Hilton's breast: What's happening here?

Let me a take a stab at what's going on here: Paris Hilton's magical bra, which in defiance of God's Will makes her appear to have cleavage, is running low on unicorn tears. That, or her breasts are made of slowly melting ice cream. The flavor? Ben &

Cristiano Ronaldo Hates Clothing

And who can blame him, really? It seems there's a new Matthew McConaughey in town, with Portuguese soccer star filling the void of shirtlessness that was left behind when our bongo-loving pothead started sporting t-shirts out of nowhere. Splashing

Cristiano Ronaldo : Fun in the Sardinia Sun

Enjoying time away from the field with his girlfriend Nereida Gallardo, Cristiano Ronaldo threw on his bright orange swimming trunks and hit the beach in Sardinia, Italy on Sunday (June 29). The always-sexy soccer stud, along with his Spanish sup

Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo are Beach Buddies

Soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo and his new Spanish model girlfriend Nereida Gallardo relax on the Sardinian beach of Porto Cervo at hotel Pitrizza in Sardinia, Italy. Cristiano, who plays for Premier League club Manchester United and the Portuguese

Top 10 Celebrities in Hot Moments

These photos were natural juxtapositions of celebrities and other objects. They look as though they were photoshopped but they were natural poses.