Quickies: Old Habits Die Hard

Why is Doutzen Kroes dressed as a nun? (Moe Jackson) Leo DiCaprio’s new movie “Shutter Island” is a noir-ish pulp-y b-movie with so many red herrings it’s hard not to bump your head on one or three. (Pajiba) AnnaLynne McCord finds a way to m

Quickies: Put Your Back Into It

Kelly Clarkson is fat. And picking her nose. (Hollywood PQ) Bill Clinton hospitalized! But not for monkey poisoning like you probably thought. (TMZ) Why is Britney Spears at the hospital again? You’ll never guess! (Bricks and Stones) Cat fig

Alessandra, Doutzen and Candice Are Here to Help

I know you’re as sick of hearing about Tiger as I am of writing about Tiger, so here’s a little change-of-pace palate cleanser for you: Victoria’s Secret Angels Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, and Candice Swanepoel frolicking on the beach

Quickies: Daddy Like

Sexy Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio in the new Victoria’s Secret commercials. (Velvet) Brooke Magnanti is the real life Belle de Jour. (Right Celebrity) Brad Pitt and Angelina design snake jewelery. I didn’t know reptiles were so into a

Quickies: Devil with a Red Dress On

Taylor Swift Nazi pictures?! (The Grumpiest) Sad news — Dennis Hopper has prostate cancer. (Wonderwall) See the super raunchy video for Britney’s new song about threesomes. (PopEater) Now’s your chance to take a vacation from yourself and gr

Eva Mendes Has a Nipple in Marie Claire

The only way to make Eva Mendes interesting is to show her nipples. Prepare to be mesmerized like never before! Related Stories S.S. Emma Watson Topless S.S. Tori Spelling’s Giant Nipples S.S. Doutzen Kroes Naked in V-Man Magazine Ashley Green

Shauna Sand Topless Pictures

I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure using an Exacto knife and a cigarette lighter isn’t the best means of repositioning the nipples after breast augmentation. Unless MacGyver was Shauna Sand’s plastic surgeon, those tits a

S.S. Tori Spelling’s Giant Nipples

Brain teaser: which of these is bigger — Tori Spelling’s glasses, or Tori Spelling’s nipples? Remember, perspective is everything! Related Stories Pam Anderson Bikini Pictures S.S. Doutzen Kroes Naked in V-Man Magazine Megan

Megan Fox: Help Wanted

I don’t know how one goes about securing the position of “Megan Fox Boob Adjuster,” but one thing’s for sure: career day at your kid’s school just got a hell of a lot more interesting. On a photo shoot in L.A.: Related Stories Pam And

Pam Anderson Bikini Pictures

Where do bad folks go when they die? I don’t know. But wherever it is, it’s pretty obvious from these pictures that Pamela Anderson has frequent flier miles there. Related Stories Be Still My Heart S.S. Doutzen Kroes Naked in V-Man Magazine

S.S. Lady Gaga Party Hats

I’ve already introduced you to the term “party hat nipple.” Now meet Lady Gaga’s spin on the party hat, the “nipple sombrero.” You know, for those times you want to make your aereolas look as big as fucking din

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures Make Me Smile

How perfect is Doutzen Kroes? Well, I think these Doutzen Kroes bikini pictures make it pretty clear. But if you're not convinced, you can check out these Doutzen Kroes nude pictures, or these Doutzen Kroes nude pictures. I think...

S.S. Doutzen Kroes Naked in V-Man Magazine

Victoria’s Secret Supermodel Doutzen Kroes gets completely naked in V-Man #13 Magazine, which I’ve never heard of before but clearly merits an annual subscription. See, it’s numbered like a comic book (score), and it’s fi

Doutzen Kroes Wears a Nice Bra

Victoria’s Secret supermodel Doutzen Kroes did a quick deck-change during a photoshoot, revealing a completely see-through bra. Rowr. I approve. I like my bras just like I like my jet packs and magic cloaks — practically invisible. Unfortunate

Doutzen Kroes: St. Barth Babe

When you’re a Victoria’s Secret Angel, life’s a beach!  And yesterday Doutzen Kroes was looking hot during a photo shoot in St. Barth. The Dutch darling was spotted strutting her stuff on Governor’s Beach as part of a Victoria’s Secret p