Taylor Swift Goes Straight in Elle Magazine

Country singer Taylor Swift sports an edgier, flat-ironed ‘do in next month’s issue of Elle magazine. I have to say, it’s a real improvement. I had no idea how much better going straight would be. Which, incidentally, are eleven words you’

Olivia Wilde in Elle Magazine

It’s not often that I’m at a loss for words, but these pictures of Olivia Wilde in Elle magazine have just about done the trick. Adjectives fail me. So suffice it to say, “rrrmmmbleghrmmmbleghrrmm.” Motorboating noises are my go-to staple

S.S. Helena Christensen Topless in Elle Magazine

It’s a scientific fact that supermodel Helena Christensen is naked in two-thirds of the pictures ever taken of her, while the remaining third are just pictures of her topless. These pics from the January issue of Elle magazine would fall into the

S.S. Sarah Jessica Parker in Elle Magazine

Well, look who’s on the cover of next month’s Elle magazine! It’s Carrie Bradshaw, patron saint of wannabe fashionistas everywhere. I guess being perceived as a clotheshorse has really paid off for Sarah Jessica Parker. God knows it has to

Renee Zellweger: Photoshoot Fabulous

Renee Zellweger is revealing it all –as she walked almost completely naked, only covered by a black shawl, while walking to the photoshoot for Elle magazine. And speaking of revealing it all, Zellweger finally revealed boy toy Bradley Cooper. The

Elle Macpherson Hits “The Beautiful Life” Set

Making her way to the set for the day’s filming, Elle Macpherson was looking sexy as she strolled along in New York City on Tuesday (August 11). The sexy supermodel turned actress joined up with her “The Beautiful Life” co-stars, hitting up h

S.S. Megan Fox Does Elle

Aside from her tendency to prattle on endlessly about how she’s a bisexual with the libido of a teenage boy who’s really just a geek at heart, Megan Fox actually has no discernible personality.  She’s basically what would happen if some mad sc

S.S. Elle MacPherson Wins an Award

Australian supermodel Elle MacPherson took home something called the “World Career Award” at the Women’s World Awards in Vienna yesterday, the very same day I won the “Right to Remain Silent Award” for driving a car wit

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Call it Quits!

For all of you guys out there who drool over Megan Fox, Christmas has come early - as she just broke up with fiancé Brian Austin Green. According to a report, the “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” babe and her “Terminator:

Gisele Bundchen Smokin’ Hot in Elle Magazine

I know if I were Tom Brady, I’d sure as hell find a reason to sit out an entire season. I’d smash open my knee with a goddamn sledgehammer if it meant I got to stay home with the likes of Gisele Bundchen. Besides, I’m sure we’d manage to th

Elle Macpherson in a Teeny Weeny Bikini

Since pretty much 75% of celebrities are at the beach this week, this afternoon is going to be a cavalcade of cleavage for your viewing pleasure.  First up: Elle Macpherson is nearly 46 years old, but you’d never know it by looking at her.  Here

Elle Macpherson: Sydney Bikini Babe

Looking lovely at the young age of 44, Elle Macpherson enjoyed an afternoon of fun in the sun in Sydney, Australia on Sunday (December 28). To kick things off, the model mommy was spotted along Bondi beach where she has a meeting with friends and e

Elle Macpherson Catches a Wave

While most celebrities were running around to various stores, trying to get their holiday shopping done yesterday, Elle Macpherson was chilling out on an Australian beach. The Sports Illustrated swimsuit model revealed her secret to staying in such

Nicole Kidman At Elle's Women In Hollywood Event

Call me crazy, but I think that laying off the Botox during her pregnancy has really done Nicole Kidman's face some good. I can actually see some tiny wrinkles and expressions! She's even revealing a little bit of silver in her roots. Personally,

Eva Mendes and Nicole Kidman Do Elle

Eva Mendes and Nicole Kidman both pose in separate issues of Elle magazine in the upcoming months, but Eva’s spread is far superior to Nicole’s. No question about it. Eva just oozes raw sensuality; Nicole is about as sexy as an elementary school