Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler in W Magazine

Jennifer Aniston and her “The Bounty Hunter” co-star Gerard Butler did a sweaty desert shoot for next month’s W Magazine, and from what I can tell, Jennifer is supposed to be the prostitute and Gerard the john in the pictorial. Like in this pi

Taylor Swift Goes Straight in Elle Magazine

Country singer Taylor Swift sports an edgier, flat-ironed ‘do in next month’s issue of Elle magazine. I have to say, it’s a real improvement. I had no idea how much better going straight would be. Which, incidentally, are eleven words you’

Olivia Wilde in Elle Magazine

It’s not often that I’m at a loss for words, but these pictures of Olivia Wilde in Elle magazine have just about done the trick. Adjectives fail me. So suffice it to say, “rrrmmmbleghrmmmbleghrrmm.” Motorboating noises are my go-to staple

Robert Pattinson is “Allergic to Vagina”

Twilight puss Robert Pattinson was forced to endure a 12-hour photo shoot with a bunch of naked chicks for his spread in next month’s Details magazine. See if you can guess how much he enjoyed that. Nine MSN says “I really hate vaginas,” Show

Kelly Bensimon in Playboy

The Real Housewives of New York’s Kelly Bensimon has a spread in next month’s issue of Playboy magazine, which you won’t see here because Playboy has lots of lawyers who seem unfazed by my sparkling intellect and effervescent joie de vivre (leg

Quickies: Divinie Proportion

Cindy Crawford can make a trench coat look as sexy as a garter belt and thong. (Velvet) Extra! Extra! Get your Spurs’ George Hill’s wiener pics here! (The Dirty) In case she wasn’t entirely sure she’s going to hell: Lindsay Lohan as Jesu

S.S. Keeley Hazell in Zoo Magazine

I don’t think it’s any coincidence that British glamour model Keeley Hazell has three E’s in her name, because I’m pretty sure it’s also her cup size. It’s almost like she was destined to have giant tits. Which is why I’ll be legally

Michelle Trachtenberg in Complex Magazine

It’s hard to believe that the sexpot on the cover of next month’s Complex Magazine is really just the ugly chick from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” but hell if it isn’t. Michelle Trachtenberg really cleans up nice, doesn’t she? My goodne

S.S. Lucy Pinder in Nuts Magazine Teaser

Only British glamour model Lucy Pinder could make sitting like a kindergartener who has to pee look sexy. Frankly, she could be pounding out the sackful of puppies she just set on fire against a brick wall and I’d still think she was sexy. Like m

Unretouched Pic of Madonna’s W Magazine Shoot Leaked

There’s something different about Madonna’s face in this pic on the left from last year’s W Magazine photo shoot. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but if I could, I bet it’d come back smelling like mustache wax and estrogen cream. Bitch

Quickies: Glamour Puss

Mischa Barton leads a glamorous life, shopping at high class joints like Burlington Coat Factory. (EvilBeet) Jimmy Kimmel lays the smackdown on Jay Leno. (LitelySalted) Amy Winehouse has OCD now, apparently. (AgentBedhead) The 2010 Golden Globe predi

Rihanna in the February 2010 Issue of W Magazine

Rihanna is featured in the February 2010 issue of W magazine, and she talks about her latest album, “Rated R” and opens up a little about how she’s recovering from her messy relationship with Chris Brown.  She does not, sadly, offer an explana

Channing Tatum Boiled His Naughty Bits

Channing Tatum is featured in the January 2010 issue of Details magazine, and the article tells a heartwarming story about the time he burned the living hell out of his junk: Channing Tatum’s penis is gross. It looks like a hot dog that’s been le

Quickies: Inkubus Sukkubus

Cindy Crawford gets her bikini on in Mexico. (CelebSlam) And speaking of bikinis, Emma Watson in a little black string one. (Egotastic) Keely Hazell topless. It’s the only way she should ever be viewed, really. (Dirty Rotten Whore) Taylor Momse

S.S. Helena Christensen Topless in Elle Magazine

It’s a scientific fact that supermodel Helena Christensen is naked in two-thirds of the pictures ever taken of her, while the remaining third are just pictures of her topless. These pics from the January issue of Elle magazine would fall into the