Quickies: Father Knows Best
In honor of Lost, the Five Television Finales That Nearly Ruined The Series. (Pajiba) Gwyneth Paltrow answers the age-old question, “What happens when hair helmet meets the mullet?” (CityRag) The real girls of Hooters… are real disappointing
How Gwyneth Paltrow Got the Butt "She Always Hoped for"
She also follows a strict diet to "be a 37-year-old mother of two and wear shorts!"Get more Us! Foll[...]
Gwyneth Paltrow Did "Crazy Things" to Get in Shape for Iron Man
"My trainer... pummeled me into submission," she saysGet more Us! Follow us on Twitter, Friend us on[...]
Quickies: My Dis-Ease is my Disease
This is how Chuck Norris cooks bacon. (Caveman Circus) Too bad — nobody actually punched Gwyneth Paltrow in the face on the set of Iron Man 2. (omg blog) Why is porn star Sasha Grey wearing panties? (Dirty Rotten Whore) Jennifer Lopez’ dress
Gwyneth Paltrow Has "Potential" to Be Mean, Says Mom
"Nobody's perfect," Blythe Danner tells UsGet more Us! Follow us on Twitter, Friend us on Facebook, [...]
Gwyneth Paltrow: "I Can Be Mean" and "Harbor Revenge"
She snipes that pal Madonna "keeps people waiting"Get more Us! Follow us on Twitter, Friend us on Fa[...]
Quickies: Don’t Bring Around a Cloud
Kate Beckinsale remains the planet’s hottest mom. (Popoholic) Madonna’s hand to be used as a cast for those scary fake hands they use at Halloween. I just made that up, but they should. (Celebslam) Britney Spears raided your mom’s drawer and st
Gwyneth Paltrow Blows Diet on Ice Cream Sundaes
The former macrobiotic-diet devotee admitted last week that she was pigging out on fried chicken as [...]
Gwyneth Paltrow: Trainer Kicked My "Sagging Ass" Into Shape
The actress also blogs about her "batwing problem" areaGet more Us! Follow us on Twitter, Friend us [...]
Gwyneth Paltrow: I Want to Learn to Meditate!
"My friends who do it say it's really freakin' brilliant," the actress blogsGet more Us! Follow us o[...]
Gwyneth Paltrow Drives Everyone Mental, Even Herself
Nobody really likes Gwyneth Paltrow because she’s always running her mouth off about some loony, half-baked pretentious nonsense. Her New Year’s resolution is no exception, and she’s used the latest issue of her doofy newsletter GOOP to rambl
Nice Hat, GOOPy
Oh look, it’s Gwyneth Paltrow, apparently in the midst of a Seussian psychotic episode wherein she thinks she’s the goddamn Cat in the Hat or some shit. I fully expect to see this millinery monstrosity in the next edition of GOOP, probably list
Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow Spend Thanksgiving in Morocco
Brad Pitt's exes rub elbows at a glitzy hotel bashGet more Us! Follow us on Twitter, Friend us on Fa[...]
Quickies: You Got Some ‘Splainin to Do
John Kerry’s daughter busted for DUI! (Right Celebrity) Gwyneth Paltrow shows you how you and your non-organic cranberry relish are doing Thanksgiving wrong. (Agent Bedhead) Levi Johnston finds a G.I. Joe action figure lodged in his anus! (Celeb
Gwyneth Paltrow to Play Wife of Transsexual Nicole Kidman in New Flick
The actresses will costar as husband-and-wife in The Danish GirlGet more Us! Follow us on Twitter, F[...]
