Heidi Montag Spoofs Her 10 Plastic Surgery Procedures
See her hilarious new Funny or Die skit, directed by Ron HowardGet more Us! Follow us on Twitter, Fr[...]
Heidi Montag Has Already Sold Her Baby’s First Pics
Now that her stupid “reality” show is about to be canceled and her foray into pop music tanked, plastic surgery monstrosity Heidi Montag is planning on getting pregnant so she can remain tabloid-relevant. In fact, she’s already sold the exclus
Audrina Partridge in FHM UK
“The Hills” star Audrina Partridge strips down in the British version of FHM, which you’ll notice is a lot like our FHM, but with kilometers instead of miles and fish ‘n’ chips instead of toothbrushes. Lucky for us, boobs are not bound by
Lisa Rinna Apologizes to Heidi Montag for Surgery Remarks
"I did not slam her or her surgeries," she insistsGet more Us! Follow us on Twitter, Friend us on Fa[...]
Lisa Rinna Slams Heidi Montag's Plastic Surgery
She says it's not "appropriate" to show photos of the Hills stars to her daughtersGet more Us! Follo[...]
Quickies: It’s My Party
Cameron Diaz nip slip! (The Blemish) The new and improved Frankentits Heidi Montag shows up in Vegas in lingerie. (The Superficial) It’s about time Jessica Alba got back into a corset. (Hollywood PQ) Why is The Situation posing with a bunch of g
Heidi Klum's Maternity Line Includes "Leather Pants, Glitter Tops"
"There are a lot of hot mamas out there, so why not give them something fun?" she tells UsGet more U[...]
S.S. Heidi Klum in Spanish Magazine DT
I’m all about the “suspenders with underpants” look. I think it could work for me just like it’s working for Heidi Klum in these pictures. Only instead of a metal chain or a strip of leather, I’d have to use something a little wider, like
Heidi Klum Sending Underwear to Seal for Valentine's Day
She's preparing a "very fun box" for her husband because she'll be taping Project Runway in NYCGet m[...]
S.S. Heidi Klum Topless
The German word “gestalt” is just a fancy way of saying “the whole is greater than the sum of its parts,” so the next time you’re at an office party and some pretentious bastard starts bandying it about with words like “jingoism” and
If Your Head is Already Empty, Can You Still Medidate?
If you’re a normal person and you like to do yoga and meditate and shit, you probably don’t have a 1500 pound crystal set up in your room, right? You also probably don’t pose for pictures while doing said meditation. Then again you’re not Spe
Quickies: Like a Republican Grandmother
Mariah Carey thinks she dresses conservatively. (TheGrumpiest) Quentin Tarantino pens impromptu revenge flick for Conan O’Brien. (AgentBedhead) The 100 cheesiest movie quotes of all time. (Pajiba) Heidi Montag is paralysed by her own stupidity. (Li
Heidi Montag Album Sells Less Than 1,000 Copies
She says she "put every dollar I have" into her debut, SuperficialGet more Us! Follow us on Twitter,[...]
Heidi Montag: Before and After
Image credit: Huffington Post Heidi Montag had ten (10!!!) plastic surgery procedures done on November 20th. We saw her creepy People magazine cover on Wednesday, but now the Huffington Post has a scan of her before & after shots from inside the m
Quickies: Flapjacks
Lindsay Lohan has droopy grandma boobies. (TheSuperficial) And speaking of La Lohan, she may have a sex tape coming to haunt your nightmares. (DListed) Heidi Montag’s shitty new album “Superficial” cost her $2 million to make. (LitelySalted) Co
