S.S. Jennifer Love Hewitt’s “Amazing Body” in People
Quick test, ladies — if your bathing suit has a ruffled skirt with tiny flowers all over it, which of the following adjectives best describes you? A) Fat B) Old C) Fat and old D) In preschool E) Retarded Those are your only choices. Sorry, but
Hello, Gorgeous
You might want to put blinders on before you look at these pictures of Jennifer Lopez, because the optic nerve can only handle so much sexy before it completely short circuits your brain. That’s a whole lotta MILF to process right there. Assuming
Quickies: Are You My Mother?
Britney Spears has a meltdown at Disneyland and hacks off her hair. (Celebitchy) Megan Fox gives stoners a bad name. (CityRag) Amber Rose might or might not be in Cannes. I don’t know. But she’s showing off her cans, so everybody wins. (Dirt
Jennifer Aniston and Her New Pig Nose for Smart Water
Jennifer Aniston knew she was finished with this shoot for Glaceau Smart Water when the photographer patted her on the head and said, “That’ll do, pig. That’ll do,” and a friendly spider spun the word “radiant” in a web above her stall.
Quickies: My Dis-Ease is my Disease
This is how Chuck Norris cooks bacon. (Caveman Circus) Too bad — nobody actually punched Gwyneth Paltrow in the face on the set of Iron Man 2. (omg blog) Why is porn star Sasha Grey wearing panties? (Dirty Rotten Whore) Jennifer Lopez’ dress
Jennifer Lopez "Didn't Care" About "Flabby Belly" After Twins' Birth
Us' Style Icon of the Decade says she "laughed" at her post-baby body Get more Us! Follow us on Tw[...]
Quickies: Oral Fixation
All the proof you need that Adriana Lima is the world’s perfect woman. (UseMyComputer) Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt and their respective STDs break up. (Socialite Life) Taylor Momsen looks like a dirty meth whore. (Dirty Rotten Whore) Jennife
Britney, Jennifer Love Hewitt Slammed for Tacky Outfits
Britney "doesn't have a good enough body," for skimpy white dress, one passerby snipesGet more Us! F[...]
Quickies: Stand and Salute
Jennifer Aniston goes with the “lots of leg/visible nipple” combo. If only more women were so fashion-forward! (Hollywood Rag) Remember when Jennifer Garner was in GQ? Your wiener probably does. (UseMyComputer) Kim Kardashian does army green.
Jennifer Lopez: "I've Grown Up" Since Having Twins
She says her babies "change your whole perspective on life for the better"Get more Us! Follow us on [...]
Quickies: Release the Kraken!
KFC is plotting your death with the Double Down. (Agent Bedhead) Shanna Moakler gets cornrowed. (BricksandStones) Gerard Butler has already dumped Jennifer Aniston and hooked up with some new slut. (Celebitchy) Heidi Klum likes to see her parents nak
Jennifer Love Hewitt's As-Seen-on-TV Workout Plan
She credits her hot new figure to a product she bought on an infomercialGet more Us! Follow us on Tw[...]
Jennifer Hudson Named New Weight Watchers Spokeswoman
The new issue of Us Weekly reports the Oscar winner is thinner after welcoming baby son David Jr.Get[...]
An Open Letter to the People Who Hate Ronald McDonald
Dear Corporate Accountability International, First, congratulations on the awesome name for your organization. I think you might have just created a new show for CBS. 'CAI: Boston.' From the creators of CSI. A team of social do-gooders investigate co
Jennifer Aniston is Ready for Rebirth
Do you ever wonder what Jennifer Aniston’s been doing the last 5 years since she split from Brad Pitt? No, it’s not “a string of dead-end relationships and lackluster films”. Digital Spy clues us in to the truth: Jennifer Aniston has revealed
