PIC: Jessica Simpson Makes Out With Married Beau on 30th B-Day
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Quickies: Side Dish
If Ashley Greene’s dress were any shorter, we’d be seeing her chocha. “How Greene Was My Valley,” indeed. (Moe Jackson) Padma Lakshmi eats a lot of testicles. I assume she just flosses with the pubes. (Socialite Life) Jessica Alba’s dis
Is This Outfit Flattering on Sarah Jessica Parker?
She dons an over-the-top Alexander McQueen frock to the London premiere of SATC 2Get more Us! Follow[...]
Paulina Rubio in a Bikini: FAIL
This is what bacon looks like right before it’s processed and packaged and sold to supermarket chains. Kinda makes you want to go vegetarian, doesn’t it? Paulina Rubio sans feeding trough: PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online Related StoriesH
Jennifer Aniston and Her New Pig Nose for Smart Water
Jennifer Aniston knew she was finished with this shoot for Glaceau Smart Water when the photographer patted her on the head and said, “That’ll do, pig. That’ll do,” and a friendly spider spun the word “radiant” in a web above her stall.
Jeremy Piven Kept "Staring at" Jessica Simpson's Butt on Entourage Set
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S.S. Danica “Winnie Cooper” McKellar in Maxim
I bet Kevin Arnold is kicking himself now. He really should have moved to Paris. Related StoriesS.S. Adrianne Curry is a Sexy NurseS.S. “She’s Out of Your League’s” Alice Eve in MaximS.S. Jessica Gomes in Australian Maxim S.S. Ashley Gree
Quickies: Forest for the Trees
Paris Hilton finally does something right — she bullies Lindsay Lohan. (CelebSlam) That hot chick on Community totally did it with a tree. Slut. (The Blemish) Taylor Swift can’t seem to find a new hairstyle. (UseMyComputer) Jessica Simpson’
Jessica Simpson Spotted at Hotel at 2:45 a.m. - With Jeremy Renner!
Her late-night rendezvous with a new hunk; plus, the two TV stars' secret love child!Get more Us! Fo[...]
Sarah Jessica Parker's $48 SATC 2 Shirt
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Leighton Meester long legs megapost. (CelebJihad) Elizabeth Hurley uses her awesome rack and bikini-clad models to promote her swimwear collection. Finally, someone’s adopting MY business model! (UseMyComputer) I totally missed Mila Kunis at t
Jessica Simpson on Love Life: "I Am Feeling Out" Some "Situations"
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Jessica Simpson to Fans: "Eat Whatever Makes You Feel Good"
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Quickies: Sooooie!
Jessica Alba tries to cook, almost sets fire. (Allie is Wired) If you’re weird and have issues, click to see Paris Hilton nip slip. (Glamcrunch) Kim Zolciak of “Real Housewives” forgot to look down on her way out of the house. (BricksandStones)
S.S. Jessica Alba Total Film Magazine
I don’t know what Jessica Alba must have done that pissed off the people at Total Film Magazine, but it’s pretty obvious from this shoot that they hate her. For God’s sake, they gave her half a fucking log as a seat, and she’s not even wear

