S.S. Nick Jonas is All Wet

There isn’t a sweaty Greek man in assless chaps mounting Nick Jonas from behind in this picture, but it’s still probably the gayest thing you’ll see all day. Unless you’re looking in a mirror, that is. Oh, snap! No she dih-ent! That’s

The Jonas Brothers Playing Football

This is exactly what I imagined the Jonas Brothers would look like if they attempted to play football. All that’s missing are the parasols and the peep-toe pumps. Actual tag from the picture — not making this up: The Jonas Brothers play a game

'We Are the World' Remade for Haitian Relief

Over 80 stars from the music and entertainment world gathered in Los Angeles on Monday to remake the classic benefit recording 'We Are the World,' and this time the victims of the Haitian earthquake will receive aid as a result of this song's sale an

Nicole Richie: I Outsang Jennifer Hudson in "We Are the World"

Joel Madden also says daughter Harlow was flirting with the Jonas BrothersGet more Us! Follow us on [...]

SNEAK PEEK: Victoria Beckham on American Idol!

See what she and Joe Jonas look like behind the judges' tableGet more Us! Follow us on Twitter, Frie[...]

Old Jonas is Married Now

Oh hey look, one of The Jonas Brothers got married.  Not The Middle One (aka The Gay One) and not The Little One; it was The Old One.  I know that even squeeing tween Jonas Brothers fans don’t care about The Old One, but apparently People Magazin

Quickies: Not So Springtime Fresh

Joe Francis pitched a hissyfit when Gawker named him Douche of the Decade, because Joe Francis is an immature, creepy skeezebag.  Also, he looks like something sculpted out of earwax by a retarded, blind monkey.  Seriously, that dude’s entire hea

Kevin Jonas Gets Hitched!

The singer weds Danielle Deleasa Saturday in Long Island, New YorkGet more Us! Follow us on Twitter,[...]

Nick Jonas to Hit the Road -- Without His Bros

The singer’s band, Nick Jonas & The Administration will kick off their tour next monthGet more Us![...]

Jonas Brothers' Disney Channel Show Picked Up for Season Two

Production on new episodes of JONAS will begin next FebruaryGet more Us! Follow us on Twitter, Frien[...]

Jonas Brothers: We're Not "Breaking Up!"

Despite Nick's new side project, the boys tell fans they're "stronger than ever"Get more Us! Follow [...]

No Charges Filed in Joe Francis/Jayde Nicole Assault Case

The D.A. will not be filing charges against Joe Francis for his attack on Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole in an L.A. nightclub last August. I repeat, will NOT be filing charges. I’m guessing that like me, the D.A. spends most of his free time huffin

Quickies: Kvetch Slap

Proof positive that Joe Francis is a giant pussy. (CelebSlam) Grand Theft Auto — Lego City! (Celebrity Odor) Megan Fox channels old Hollywood glamour for the Spike TV Scream Awards. (Moe Jackson) Jessica Alba, on the other hand, goes for “frum

Security Footage of Joe Francis Attacking Jayde Nicole

Remember when Joe Francis was accused of attacking Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole at Guys and Dolls back in August? Her lawsuit claimed that Francis assaulted her by “pulling on her hair from behind and violently throwing her to the ground like a

Where did MTV's Popzilla come from, and why do I love it?

I can admit that I'm no longer the hip young kid that I quite honestly never was. So it didn't surprise me that MTV was able to launch a new show and I was completely unaware of it. But, I've talked to younger friends who do watch MTV, and they don't