Quickies: The Great White Way
Note to Adrian Brody: never go full-retard. (Pajiba) AnnaLynne McCord goes straight… and it makes me wanna go gay. (Dirty Rotten Whore) Dina Lohan explains it all! (IDLYITW) Why breast implants can’t salvage everything: Exhibit A. (The Dirty) Lad
Lindsay Lohan is Going to Appeal with New Lawyer
With her July 20th incarceration date fast approaching, Lindsay Lohan has managed to find a way to milk the system and buy herself an extra six months of freedom. According to the Daily Mail: By registering an appeal against her 90-day jail sentence
Sam Ronson Defends Lindsay Lohan After Joan Rivers Diss
The comic called Lohan "so dumb" and mocked her F-word manicureGet more Us! Follow us on Twitter, Fr[...]
Lindsay Lohan Alcohol-Free at Time of SCRAM Scandal
Her lawyer says she's in compliance with her probationGet more Us! Follow us on Twitter, Friend us o[...]
Dina Lohan Vs Carvel Ice Cream
Pornstar-turned-Tiger-Woods-mistress Devon “Butt Monkey” James filed a paternity action lawsuit against the golfer yesterday claiming he’s the father of her bastard kid, but why talk about boring stuff like that when we can talk about the Dina
Lindsay Lohan Can Still Legally Do Drugs
Lindsay Lohan might have been ordered to wear an alcohol-monitoring device and undergo weekly drug testing, but don’t go thinking that’s gonna cure what ails her. TMZ says: Under the rules of the drug testing program, Lindsay can still take [pre
Quickies: Take a Walk on the Wild Side
Lindsay Lohan decorates her journal with pictures of herself she’s cut and pasted out of magazines. (INF Daily) Big Boi’s latest video! (Showhype) Heidi Montag’s hellacious Transformers 3 audition tape. (omg blog) Remember Antonella Barba an
Lindsay Plans to Fool the Scram Bracelet with Fermented Tea
Lindsay Lohan was photographed guzzling Raw Organic Kombucha Botanic No 3 Tea during her 10-hour hair appointment in Beverly Hills yesterday, and everybody’s all concerned because the tea might not be court-sanctioned. TMZ says Lindsay was poun
Lindsay Lohan Returns to L.A., Ordered to Appear in Court Monday
The actress catches a flight from London's Heathrow airport after partying until after 4 a.m. in Can[...]
Lindsay Lohan: I Don't Deserve Prison or Rehab
"I've been more than compliant with everything having to do with the court system," she saysGet more[...]
Lindsay Makes Bail But Forgets to Report “Stolen” Passport
Lindsay Lohan will not be arrested upon her return to the U.S. (boo!) because she has already made bail and the arrest warrant has subsequently been recalled. TMZ says Earlier today the judge set the bail at $100,000. We’re told Lindsay’s peopl
Lindsay Lohan Avoids Jail Time, Barred by Judge From Drinking
The actress has to get a SCRAM bracelet within 24 hours and undergo random drug testsGet more Us! Fo[...]
Lindsay Lohan Was Doing Coke the Night of Her Hearing
Several interesting pictures of Lindsay Lohan trying to obtain a passport in Cannes have made the rounds on the interwebs this morning, and by “trying to obtain a passport” I mean “doing cocaine,” and by “interesting” I mean “hey, look
Lindsay Lohan’s Hearing is This Morning
Lindsay Lohan will be back in front of a judge this morning to determine the conditions of remaining free on bail after she violated the terms of her probation by failing to complete the mandatory alcohol education classes that were court-ordered aft
Lindsay Ordered to Wear a Scram Bracelet
After her court hearing this morning, Lindsay Lohan was fitted with the degenerate must-have accessory for summer 2010 — an alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet officially known as a SCRAM device. You might remember that Lindsay wore one voluntarily

