Mariah Carey Might Be Pregnant, Fat
Mariah Carey and her bulging Valentino dress intimated that she might be pregnant during an interview at last night’s Academy Awards. The Daily Mail says To the glitz and glamour of the Oscars red carpet last night, Mariah Carey added a touch of i
Do Not Adjust Your Screens
No, this isn’t the work of some junior high boy with Photoshop, and there’s nothing wrong with your monitor. It’s more like the work of a plastic surgeon without the word “No” in his vocabularly. Porn actress Mary Carey’s chest looks li
Quickies: Dirges in the Dark
Mariah Carey demonstrates why sweatpant culottes will never take the fashion industry by storm. (The Grumpiest) Anthony Hopkins says Paris Hilton is a “soulless machine.” Much like people who don’t sing along when Don McLean’s “American P
Mariah Carey as a Nurse in Her “Up Out My Face” Video
I remember I was eleven years old and sitting in homeroom when I got my first period. I had to get special permission to go to the office and call my mom so she could bring me a change of underpants from home. So anyway, Mom stuffs a pair of underwear and a [...]
Quickies: Like a Republican Grandmother
Mariah Carey thinks she dresses conservatively. (TheGrumpiest) Quentin Tarantino pens impromptu revenge flick for Conan O’Brien. (AgentBedhead) The 100 cheesiest movie quotes of all time. (Pajiba) Heidi Montag is paralysed by her own stupidity. (Li
Mariah Carey: Relax, I Only Had "Two Sips" of Champagne at Globes
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Mariah Carey to Launch Own Champagne Brand After Tipsy Speech
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Quickies: Just a Little Splash
Mariah Carey tries to explain that her hilarious drunken spectacle at the Palm Springs International Film Festival was because she “hadn’t eaten” and had “little splashes” of champagne. Uh huh. (LitelySalted) I don’t want to shock anybo
Mariah Carey Shoots Down Vanessa Hudgens Movie Rumors
It was rumored the pair would play a mother-daughter duo that try out for a TV talent showGet more U[...]
Mariah Carey's Sloshy Awards Show Speech Turns Heads
She breaks out in fits of laughter and struggles to form a sentence on stageGet more Us! Follow us o[...]
Quickies: Twitterpimping
Amanda Bynes finds a use for Twitter. (TheBlemish) So does Eli Roth, who almost died and lived to Tweet about it. (EvilBeet) Mariah Carey was totally (and hilariously) messed up on some serious shit at the Palm Springs International Film Festival. (L
Mariah Carey Dishes About Her "Mustache" in Precious
"[People] have to ask about the mustache," Carey says of her de-glammed look in the movieGet more Us[...]
Brace Yourselves for LOHAN MAYHEM!!!!!!!!
Howdy y’all, it’s 2010! Welcome to the future, bitches. It’s Sarah, and I’m sorry to inform you that Abby’s been chained up in Mariah Carey’s basement unavoidably detained, and y’all are stuck with me until February. Don’t fret
Mariah Carey's Shocking Diva Demands Detailed
She required that two people lower her on a sofa for a recent interview, a British TV host claims G[...]
Mariah Carey is a Stupid Twat
More proof that Mariah Carey is an insufferable narcissist of the highest order: Britain’s GMTV host Kate Garraway revealed what a giant pain in the ass she was on set while prerecording an interview with Lorraine Kelly. Kate told the Daily Mail
