Cameron Diaz Has Vagina, Will Travel

Cameron Diaz opens up about her global pursuit of the almighty cock in an interview in next month’s Playboy magazine. Star Magazine quotes her as saying: “I’m primal on an animalistic level. I love physical contact. It’s not optional. I ca

Miranda Kerr Goes Pantless in Elle Magazine

I agree 100% with Miranda Kerr’s stance on pants — I’m against them. A new, trouser-less era is dawning! How long will you remain a slave to the establishment and their pants-centric oppression? Join my revolution, and together we will send th

Ellen Page Is a Lesbian... [Trade Roundup]

#traderoundup ...In a movie! Ha ha, what'd you think we meant? Also today: Two CW shows get rather perplexing reorders, Stephen Baldwin's about to get serious, and Eliza Doolittle is alive and well and living at Sony. More »

Britney Spears Fires Her Boyfriend

Britney Spears’ boyfriend Jason Trawick is no longer her manager — Britney fired him so he could “concentrate on being her boyfriend with no financial ties.” Ooh, looks like somebody dared to tell her that KFC wasn’t really a tax write-off

Catfight: Lindsay Lohan vs Avril Lavigne

Lindsay Lohan tried to have Avril Lavigne tossed out of the Chateau Marmont last week after Avril called her a “loser” in front of a bunch of people. Please hold your eye rolls and condescending sighs until the end. According to Page Six An eye

Christina Aguilera To Traumatize Son

Some moms embarrass their sons by calling them baby names in front of their friends. Some try to speak their kids’ lingo. But Christina Aguilera has other plans. OK! Magazine reports, With the release of her latest video with its raunchy S&M theme,

Lindsay Lohan Got Dumped and Banned in One Weekend

Lindsay Lohan announced she was “through” with the club scene on her Twitter last night, but the truth is that the club scene is actually through with her — she’s been banned from L.A. nightclub Trousdale after chucking a glass at former gi

Jersey Shore Recast

There are rumors going around that some of the Jersey Shore cast won’t be back for the third season of the show. According to Page Six Some regulars could be on their way out for season three, including Ronnie Magro, Sammi Giancola, Jenni “Jwo

S.S. Bar Refaeli Jersey Shore Bikini Pics

Stop me if you’ve heard this one — four guidos, a lingerie model and a six-foot hoagie walk into a photoshoot… yeah, there’s not really a punchline. Not unless you count Ronnie and The Situation’s shoes. Bar Refaeli posing with the douch

S.S. Spitzer’s Call Girl Ashley Dupree in Playboy

Former New York governor Eliot Spitzer’s career-demolishing call girl has an eight-page spread in this month’s issue of Playboy magazine. But it’s not just nekkid pics — the spread (no pun intended) is accompanied by an in-depth (again, no p

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler in W Magazine

Jennifer Aniston and her “The Bounty Hunter” co-star Gerard Butler did a sweaty desert shoot for next month’s W Magazine, and from what I can tell, Jennifer is supposed to be the prostitute and Gerard the john in the pictorial. Like in this pi

Taylor Swift Goes Straight in Elle Magazine

Country singer Taylor Swift sports an edgier, flat-ironed ‘do in next month’s issue of Elle magazine. I have to say, it’s a real improvement. I had no idea how much better going straight would be. Which, incidentally, are eleven words you’

Jesus Wept

Jesus Luz got his precious mer-man face doused with Brazilian beer while working the turntables in Rio Sunday night. According to Page Six Madonna’s boy toy was deejaying at a party when a guest came up and threw beer in his face, saying, “Get o

Olivia Wilde in Elle Magazine

It’s not often that I’m at a loss for words, but these pictures of Olivia Wilde in Elle magazine have just about done the trick. Adjectives fail me. So suffice it to say, “rrrmmmbleghrmmmbleghrrmm.” Motorboating noises are my go-to staple

Robert Pattinson is “Allergic to Vagina”

Twilight puss Robert Pattinson was forced to endure a 12-hour photo shoot with a bunch of naked chicks for his spread in next month’s Details magazine. See if you can guess how much he enjoyed that. Nine MSN says “I really hate vaginas,” Show