Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler in W Magazine
Jennifer Aniston and her “The Bounty Hunter” co-star Gerard Butler did a sweaty desert shoot for next month’s W Magazine, and from what I can tell, Jennifer is supposed to be the prostitute and Gerard the john in the pictorial. Like in this pi
Taylor Swift Goes Straight in Elle Magazine
Country singer Taylor Swift sports an edgier, flat-ironed ‘do in next month’s issue of Elle magazine. I have to say, it’s a real improvement. I had no idea how much better going straight would be. Which, incidentally, are eleven words you’
Jesus Wept
Jesus Luz got his precious mer-man face doused with Brazilian beer while working the turntables in Rio Sunday night. According to Page Six Madonna’s boy toy was deejaying at a party when a guest came up and threw beer in his face, saying, “Get o
Olivia Wilde in Elle Magazine
It’s not often that I’m at a loss for words, but these pictures of Olivia Wilde in Elle magazine have just about done the trick. Adjectives fail me. So suffice it to say, “rrrmmmbleghrmmmbleghrrmm.” Motorboating noises are my go-to staple
Robert Pattinson is “Allergic to Vagina”
Twilight puss Robert Pattinson was forced to endure a 12-hour photo shoot with a bunch of naked chicks for his spread in next month’s Details magazine. See if you can guess how much he enjoyed that. Nine MSN says “I really hate vaginas,” Show
Kelly Bensimon in Playboy
The Real Housewives of New York’s Kelly Bensimon has a spread in next month’s issue of Playboy magazine, which you won’t see here because Playboy has lots of lawyers who seem unfazed by my sparkling intellect and effervescent joie de vivre (leg
Jennifer Aniston Throws Her Own Birthday Party in Cabo
Jennifer Aniston’s family-less vacation in Mexico wouldn’t be complete unless she threw herself a “surprise” birthday party. A source told Page Six “On Saturday, the staff lit 65 candles for her on the terrace of her villa, where all her
Quickies: Divinie Proportion
Cindy Crawford can make a trench coat look as sexy as a garter belt and thong. (Velvet) Extra! Extra! Get your Spurs’ George Hill’s wiener pics here! (The Dirty) In case she wasn’t entirely sure she’s going to hell: Lindsay Lohan as Jesu
Brittany Murphy’s Husband is Suing WB for Wrongful Death
Simon Monjack has finally cracked the case of wife Brittany Murphy’s untimely death late last year — it was because she was fired from the Happy Feet sequel. Makes perfect fucking sense, doesn’t it? Page Six says Brittany Murphy’s grieving
Michelle Trachtenberg in Complex Magazine
It’s hard to believe that the sexpot on the cover of next month’s Complex Magazine is really just the ugly chick from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” but hell if it isn’t. Michelle Trachtenberg really cleans up nice, doesn’t she? My goodne
S.S. Lucy Pinder in Nuts Magazine Teaser
Only British glamour model Lucy Pinder could make sitting like a kindergartener who has to pee look sexy. Frankly, she could be pounding out the sackful of puppies she just set on fire against a brick wall and I’d still think she was sexy. Like m
Unretouched Pic of Madonna’s W Magazine Shoot Leaked
There’s something different about Madonna’s face in this pic on the left from last year’s W Magazine photo shoot. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but if I could, I bet it’d come back smelling like mustache wax and estrogen cream. Bitch
Mischa Barton is a Fatty, Take 346
If there’s one thing fat girls never let get in their way, it’s a lack of forks and spoons. Or dignity. Case in point (via Page Six) At Mischa Barton’s 23rd birthday party at Meatpacking District hot spot SL on Sunday night… the staff surpr
Rihanna in the February 2010 Issue of W Magazine
Rihanna is featured in the February 2010 issue of W magazine, and she talks about her latest album, “Rated R” and opens up a little about how she’s recovering from her messy relationship with Chris Brown. She does not, sadly, offer an explana
Channing Tatum Boiled His Naughty Bits
Channing Tatum is featured in the January 2010 issue of Details magazine, and the article tells a heartwarming story about the time he burned the living hell out of his junk: Channing Tatum’s penis is gross. It looks like a hot dog that’s been le

