Quickies: Classic Cootchie
Renee Zellweger and Reese Witherspoon have a “Who’s Skinnier?” contest. Renee wins by a clavicle! (Litely Salted) Megan Fox has slept with only two men. Why am I having a hard time believing this? (Socialite Life) It’s an Emma Roberts, Anna
Antonio Banderas is Old
I’m not sure what the hell Antonio Banderas is doing with that hideous pee-paw beard, unless it’s playing checkers in the park with Wilford Brimley and his type 2 die-uh-bee-tus. I can almost smell the Ben-Gay and hard candies from here. PHOTO
Quickies: Private Dancer
WTF is wrong with Angelina Jolie’s neck?! (The Blemish) Oh, hell yes — Blake Lively is gonna do Playboy! (IDLYITW) Lady Gaga has cellulite. And ass pimples. (Fatback) What in God’s holy name did Mel B do to her hair? (Closer) Pamela Anders
Pamela Anderson is Beauty Incarnate
Beauty, they name is Pamela Anderson! Wait, did I just said “beauty?” Because I meant “doody.” Doody, they name is Pamela Anderson. She looks like a meth addict who spent the night blowing truckers at a rest stop off I-40. Huffing kerose
Quickies: Rock Out with Your Concrete Block Out
Watch video of Anderson Cooper saving a little boy from concrete-throwing thugs! (Socialite Life) LaToya Jackson, or giant albino bat? You decide. (Hollywood Rag) Look — Britney Spears is actually wearing a bra! Too bad it’s three sizes too s
What You Missed Last Night: Kathy Griffin swears (again) on CNN
This was probably expected, but last night Kathy Griffin said the F-word while co-hosting New Year's Eve coverage on CNN with Anderson Cooper. Here's the video. I guess you can't have a time delay in a show that has a live countdown to New Year's Eve
The IRS vs. Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson may have to start spending a little less time at the beach. Apparently she owes the Internal Revenue Service almost $2 million in back taxes. Obviously, this was a miscalculation on the part of her accountants. Given Anderson's histor
Pam Anderson to Record Pop Single Called "High"
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Quickies: Wax Poetic
Pamela Anderson’s tits, much like her jowls, are staring directly at the ground. Gross. (Hollywood Rag) If you’ve never heard of Amber Heard, now is the time to educate yourself. She’s a knock-out! (Moe Jackson) These upskirt pics of Beyonc
Quickies: Dog Eat Dog
Nicolas Cage lost his millions buying castles and shrunken heads. (Post Chronicle) Christina Aguilera starts filming “Burlesque.” I’m guessing she plays the tranny killer. (popbytes) Because they’re not just for holding up your pants: 68
Details Emerge on Wes Anderson’s Script The Rosenthaler Suite; Anderson Teases Fantastic Mr Fox Spin-Off Comic Book
As members of the press have had a chance to talk to Wes Anderson thanks to the release of Fantastic Mr. Fox, I've had a few conversations with other web writers who noted that no one seemed to be asking Anderson about his adaptation of the French fi
Pam Anderson Demands Special Lighting to Mask Ugliness
Page Six asks this morning, “Are Pamela Anderson’s famous looks fading?” I think it’s pretty safe to say they were being completely sarcastic. Bitch looks like she got walloped with the business end of the ugly stick. Page Six adds: At [Pa
Pam Anderson Is "Not Pregnant," Says Pal
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Why, Hello Gorgeous
I don’t know what the hell is wrong with Pamela Anderson, but chances are good she can turn milk into yogurt just by looking at it now. You could cross a rubber mask with syphilis and get something more believably human. Leaving the ‘Whisky Mis
Quickies: Hole in One
Megan Fox in Giola magazine. (popoholic) Ha ha — Jon Gosselin ordered to pay back Kate all the money he “borrowed.” (TMZ) Someone attacked Sienna Miller with with a pair of pinking shears! (Socialite Life) Pamela Anderson’s face appears to
