Quickies: Dirges in the Dark

Mariah Carey demonstrates why sweatpant culottes will never take the fashion industry by storm. (The Grumpiest) Anthony Hopkins says Paris Hilton is a “soulless machine.” Much like people who don’t sing along when Don McLean’s “American P

Quickies: Ride ‘Em, Cowboy

Worst orange skin/overly bleached teeth combo ever, and it’s not Paris Hilton. (The Dirty) Olivia Wilde sexes it up for GQ, part 2. (popoholic) The incomparable Laura Bingle’s sexy bikini photoshoot. (UseMyComputer) Jersey Shore — the porno?

Ke$ha Talks About Puking in Paris Hilton's Closet, Breaking Into Prince's House

"I'm a whopping good time and have been to a few pretty badass parties in my day," the pop star tell[...]

Have You Ever Wondered What the Mythical Whoreflower Smells Like?

Kim Kardashian’s stupid perfume is finally coming out, so if you’ve never been satisfied with Paris Hilton’s stinkspray, you can finally quit crying yourself to sleep every night.  From People: Since Kim Kardashian first broke the news that sh

Tila Tequila Seeing "Haunting Visions" of Deceased Girlfriend

Her childhood pal Paris Hilton also says she has been "in bed crying, looking at baby pictures" G[...]

Report: Brooke Mueller Parties Alongside Paris Hilton, Gerard Butler

Mueller, who accused husband Sheen of threatening her with a knife on Christmas Day, steps out in As[...]

Paris and Doug Reinhardt Get in a Shoving Match

Cops were called to Paris Hilton’s house late Tuesday night after she got into a drunken shoving match with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt in the middle of her driveway. But of course, Paris is claiming it was all just a misunderstanding on the part of

Paris Hilton and Her Boyfriend as Slutty Dorothy

If you’re thinking to yourself, “Boy, Paris Hilton never looked so believably feminine,” you should know that the Paris on the left is actually her boyfriend Doug Reinfarthardt dressed as Dorothy from “The Wizard of Oz.” The one on the rig

Five Arrested in Burglary Ring Involving Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton

Suspects may have also robbed Audrina Patridge, Orlando Bloom and Rachel BilsonGet more Us! Follow u[...]

Rich Girl Gang Responsible for Robbing Lindsay Lohan

A group of spoiled rich teenage girls living in Calabasas were arrested on late last week in connection with the robberies of Lindsay Lohan (here), Paris Hilton (here), Audrina Patridge (here) and Orlando Bloom (here) over the last year. People mag

Paris Hilton: On Set Lobster Request "Ridiculous"

Her rep denies a report that she demanded lobsters for a film cameoGet more Us! Follow us on Twitter[...]

Quickies: Weird Aftertaste

Paris Hilton pops out of a cake the same day the CDC is flooded with reports of a Hepatitis A outbreak. Coincidence? You decide.(The Blemish) Lily Allen goes topless. Again. (CelebNewsWire) Lindsay Lohan, or Donatella Versace? Betcha can’t tel

S.S. Paris Hilton Camel Toe

If you’ve ever wondered what Paris Hilton’s vagina would look like if it were vacuum-sealed in spandex, here you go. I’m kinda surprised, honestly. I was expecting the faint outline of teeth or tentacles or what could pass for one of the Squi

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt: Venice Shopping Spree

Making the most of their overseas travels, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinardt were out strolling arround the Piazza San Marco in Venice on Saturday afternoon (September 5). In town for the 66th Venice International Film Festival, the on-again couple do

Paris Hilton Returns Home from Guatemala

Touching down in the States after a long flight, Paris Hilton was spotted arriving at LAX Airport in Los Angeles on Saturday (August 22). The hotel heiress was returning home following a trip to Guatemala, surprisingly pushing along her hefty stack