Cameron Diaz Has Vagina, Will Travel
Cameron Diaz opens up about her global pursuit of the almighty cock in an interview in next month’s Playboy magazine. Star Magazine quotes her as saying: “I’m primal on an animalistic level. I love physical contact. It’s not optional. I ca
Miranda Kerr Goes Pantless in Elle Magazine
I agree 100% with Miranda Kerr’s stance on pants — I’m against them. A new, trouser-less era is dawning! How long will you remain a slave to the establishment and their pants-centric oppression? Join my revolution, and together we will send th
Christina Aguilera To Traumatize Son
Some moms embarrass their sons by calling them baby names in front of their friends. Some try to speak their kids’ lingo. But Christina Aguilera has other plans. OK! Magazine reports, With the release of her latest video with its raunchy S&M theme,
S.S. Bar Refaeli Jersey Shore Bikini Pics
Stop me if you’ve heard this one — four guidos, a lingerie model and a six-foot hoagie walk into a photoshoot… yeah, there’s not really a punchline. Not unless you count Ronnie and The Situation’s shoes. Bar Refaeli posing with the douch
S.S. Spitzer’s Call Girl Ashley Dupree in Playboy
Former New York governor Eliot Spitzer’s career-demolishing call girl has an eight-page spread in this month’s issue of Playboy magazine. But it’s not just nekkid pics — the spread (no pun intended) is accompanied by an in-depth (again, no p
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler in W Magazine
Jennifer Aniston and her “The Bounty Hunter” co-star Gerard Butler did a sweaty desert shoot for next month’s W Magazine, and from what I can tell, Jennifer is supposed to be the prostitute and Gerard the john in the pictorial. Like in this pi
Taylor Swift Goes Straight in Elle Magazine
Country singer Taylor Swift sports an edgier, flat-ironed ‘do in next month’s issue of Elle magazine. I have to say, it’s a real improvement. I had no idea how much better going straight would be. Which, incidentally, are eleven words you’
Olivia Wilde in Elle Magazine
It’s not often that I’m at a loss for words, but these pictures of Olivia Wilde in Elle magazine have just about done the trick. Adjectives fail me. So suffice it to say, “rrrmmmbleghrmmmbleghrrmm.” Motorboating noises are my go-to staple
Robert Pattinson is “Allergic to Vagina”
Twilight puss Robert Pattinson was forced to endure a 12-hour photo shoot with a bunch of naked chicks for his spread in next month’s Details magazine. See if you can guess how much he enjoyed that. Nine MSN says “I really hate vaginas,” Show
Kelly Bensimon in Playboy
The Real Housewives of New York’s Kelly Bensimon has a spread in next month’s issue of Playboy magazine, which you won’t see here because Playboy has lots of lawyers who seem unfazed by my sparkling intellect and effervescent joie de vivre (leg
Quickies: Divinie Proportion
Cindy Crawford can make a trench coat look as sexy as a garter belt and thong. (Velvet) Extra! Extra! Get your Spurs’ George Hill’s wiener pics here! (The Dirty) In case she wasn’t entirely sure she’s going to hell: Lindsay Lohan as Jesu
Michelle Trachtenberg in Complex Magazine
It’s hard to believe that the sexpot on the cover of next month’s Complex Magazine is really just the ugly chick from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” but hell if it isn’t. Michelle Trachtenberg really cleans up nice, doesn’t she? My goodne
S.S. Lucy Pinder in Nuts Magazine Teaser
Only British glamour model Lucy Pinder could make sitting like a kindergartener who has to pee look sexy. Frankly, she could be pounding out the sackful of puppies she just set on fire against a brick wall and I’d still think she was sexy. Like m
Unretouched Pic of Madonna’s W Magazine Shoot Leaked
There’s something different about Madonna’s face in this pic on the left from last year’s W Magazine photo shoot. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but if I could, I bet it’d come back smelling like mustache wax and estrogen cream. Bitch
Rihanna in the February 2010 Issue of W Magazine
Rihanna is featured in the February 2010 issue of W magazine, and she talks about her latest album, “Rated R” and opens up a little about how she’s recovering from her messy relationship with Chris Brown. She does not, sadly, offer an explana
