Quickies: Classic Cootchie
Renee Zellweger and Reese Witherspoon have a “Who’s Skinnier?” contest. Renee wins by a clavicle! (Litely Salted) Megan Fox has slept with only two men. Why am I having a hard time believing this? (Socialite Life) It’s an Emma Roberts, Anna
Quickies: Lip Service
Karate Kid as through the eyes of Michael Phelps. (Lainey Gossip) John Travolta breaks out a new wig! (Socialite Life) Ke$ha wants to get on John Mayer’s dick. There’s a match made in douche heaven. (Litely Salted) I bet it took two tubs of C
Quickies: I’m Lovin’ It
Christina Hendricks on the cover of New York’s spring issue might make you go SPROING!!(Litely Salted) Lady Gaga massacred a helpless poodle and is wearing it on her head. Where’s PETA when you want them? (Moe Jackson) Lindsay Lohan wasn’t invi
Quickies: Crack is Wack
Beach Bowl Babes Match-Up: Olivia Munn vs Marisa Miller. (Moe Jackson) When did AnnaLynne McCord get boobs? (Hollywood Rag) Madonna’s newest male model victim is reportedly “terrified” of her — or maybe his eyebrows always look like that.
Quickies: Tearin’ Up My Heart
Lance Bass is equal parts hot and terrifying. (Litely Salted) Mama mia! It’s Amanda Seyfried at the Dear John LA premiere! (UseMyComputer) 8 nude supermodels cover Love Magazine! (Gone Hollywood) Somewhere, there’s always a hot chick in a swimsui
Quickies: Thick as Thieves
Meet Tila Tequila’s new baby. Somebody might wanna tell her it’s plastic. (Litely Salted) Jersey Shore’s Pauly D has a dirty history! (The Dirty) Because George Lucas isn’t done raping your childhood. (Agent Bedhead) Emma Watson gets dirr
Quickies: Take a Knee
Super hot Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini. (Dirty Rotten Whore) Nancy Kerrigan’s brother chokes his own father to death! (Socialite Life) Michelle Monaghan gets glam for the SAG awards. (Moe Jackson) Dakota Fanning in a little black to fulfill a
Quickies: Like a Republican Grandmother
Mariah Carey thinks she dresses conservatively. (TheGrumpiest) Quentin Tarantino pens impromptu revenge flick for Conan O’Brien. (AgentBedhead) The 100 cheesiest movie quotes of all time. (Pajiba) Heidi Montag is paralysed by her own stupidity. (Li
Quickies: Rock Out with Your Concrete Block Out
Watch video of Anderson Cooper saving a little boy from concrete-throwing thugs! (Socialite Life) LaToya Jackson, or giant albino bat? You decide. (Hollywood Rag) Look — Britney Spears is actually wearing a bra! Too bad it’s three sizes too s
Quickies: Glamour Puss
Mischa Barton leads a glamorous life, shopping at high class joints like Burlington Coat Factory. (EvilBeet) Jimmy Kimmel lays the smackdown on Jay Leno. (LitelySalted) Amy Winehouse has OCD now, apparently. (AgentBedhead) The 2010 Golden Globe predi
Quickies: Flapjacks
Lindsay Lohan has droopy grandma boobies. (TheSuperficial) And speaking of La Lohan, she may have a sex tape coming to haunt your nightmares. (DListed) Heidi Montag’s shitty new album “Superficial” cost her $2 million to make. (LitelySalted) Co
Quickies: Like Choking on Glitter
Breaking Dawn, the finale in the Twilight Clusterfuck Saga, is set to begin filming soon, and it should be a hilarious disaster of epic proportion. (Pajiba) Simon Cowell and his bitchtits are ditching “American Idol” to bring the Yanks some “X-
Quickies: Ginger’s Revenge
Conan O’Brien released a statement on the late-night kerfuffle, basically telling NBC (in the nicest way possible) where they can stick it. (Pajiba) Jay Leno, meanwhile, just really wants to be Conan O’Brien. (IDLYITW) Ha ha, PETA is stupid. (Lit
Quickies: Fashionable Trash
Miley Cyrus wore a shirt that’s basically the textile equivalent of a mullet. (LitelySalted) David Beckham has a personal Jesus. (DListed) The movie Piranha 3D is gonna be an awesome spectacle of cheesy goodness. (AgentBedhead) Lindsay Lohan’s dr
Quickies: Be Afraid
Oh hey look, it’s Heidi Montag behind the wheel of a monster truck. Because putting that dumb bitch in control of a five ton death machine is a great idea, in the sense that it’s one of the worst goddamn ideas I’ve ever heard. (LitelySalted)
