S.S. Scarlett Johansson in the Official Iron Man 2 Trailer
The official trailer for Iron Man 2 is finally here, and it’s chock-full of “Scarlett Johansson looking sexy while wearing a leopard-print bustier” and “Scarlett Johansson crushing a man with her thighs while wearing a neoprene bodysuit.”
Quickies: Resplendent
More of the delicious Sofia Vergara’s amazing rack. (UseMyComputer) Marc Anthony in the faggiest turtleneck I’ve ever seen. (CityRag) Kourtney Kardashian’s pregnancy cans are gi-normous. (CelebSlam) Roseanna Barr goes on a tirade agains Morm
S.S. Marisa Miller in Vegas Magazine
I don’t know who would want to ruin a perfectly good set of pictures of Marisa Miller being sexy by Sharpie-ing eyebrows like those on her face. Groucho Marx or Bert from Sesame Street certainly come to mind. In reality, it was probably some woma
Quickies: Old Habits Die Hard
Why is Doutzen Kroes dressed as a nun? (Moe Jackson) Leo DiCaprio’s new movie “Shutter Island” is a noir-ish pulp-y b-movie with so many red herrings it’s hard not to bump your head on one or three. (Pajiba) AnnaLynne McCord finds a way to m
Quickies: Nature’s Own
Lindsay Lohan, or down-on-her-luck Turkish whore? (Moe Jackson) Paramore’s latest video for “The Only Exception.” (Hollywood PQ) Finally, a Barbie doll that we normal girls can relate to. (The Dirty) Jayde Nicole squeezing Jessica Hall’s b
Megan Fox: I Don't Look "Classy" in Underwear
She laments that her sexy ads always make her look like a "pinup"Get more Us! Follow us on Twitter, [...]
Maxim-um Penny as 'Big Bang Theory' Star Does Photo Shoot
It doesn't take a rocket scientist -- let alone the brainiacs on 'The Big Bang Theory' -- to recognize that the girl next door is a beautiful woman. Magazine editors have seen it, too, and 'Big Bang Theory's' Kaley Cuoco has been featured in Maxim ma
Quickies: Divinie Proportion
Cindy Crawford can make a trench coat look as sexy as a garter belt and thong. (Velvet) Extra! Extra! Get your Spurs’ George Hill’s wiener pics here! (The Dirty) In case she wasn’t entirely sure she’s going to hell: Lindsay Lohan as Jesu
Megan Fox as a Prostitute in Jonah Hex
You know, for a Wild West whore, Megan Fox sure is wearing a lot of clothes. But you have to remember that back in olden times, showing a bit o’ ankle and an uncovered neck was enough to be considered sexy. Just one more reason to be glad you don
S.S. Amanda Bynes in Maxim
Looks like Amanda Bynes is all growed up in all the right places. It’s kind of creepy though, because she has on the exact same smile as she does on the cover of the movies she did when she was a teenager. I mean, she’s 23, couldn’t she do mo
S.S. Lucy Pinder in Nuts Magazine Teaser
Only British glamour model Lucy Pinder could make sitting like a kindergartener who has to pee look sexy. Frankly, she could be pounding out the sackful of puppies she just set on fire against a brick wall and I’d still think she was sexy. Like m
Quickies: Ride ‘Em, Cowboy
Worst orange skin/overly bleached teeth combo ever, and it’s not Paris Hilton. (The Dirty) Olivia Wilde sexes it up for GQ, part 2. (popoholic) The incomparable Laura Bingle’s sexy bikini photoshoot. (UseMyComputer) Jersey Shore — the porno?
Review: Better Off Ted - Lust in Translation
(S02E10) Ted mixed business with pleasure again by hooking up with Greta, a sexy German exec whose broken English made her sound like a sexual deviant ("You and I do it I hope, the coming together?"). But after Greta's lunch proposal came out soundin
New Tonight Show deal for Leno?
And the hits in the new late-night war keep on coming:(UPDATE: TV Guide Magazine says this deal is confirmed.) TMZ is reporting that NBC signed Jay Leno to a contract to host The Tonight Show from 11:35 PM - 12:35 AM. Of course, TMZ being TMZ, this m
PIC: Khloe Kardashian Spent New Year's Eve in Bed with Lamar Odom
Sick but still sexy, the under-the-weather star cuddles with her hubby for the countdownGet more Us![...]

