Heidi Montag Post-Surgery Bikini Pics

This is what happens when you cross Shauna Sand, Tupperware®, and the collective IQ of a bowl of mice in a back-alley transmogrifying machine pilfered from the Soviets after the Cold War. I sure hope the liner of that bikini is made of Teflon, or i

Quickies: Is There a Doctor in the House?

Shauna Sand goes to the beach in a bikini, and a little part of me just died. (CelebSlam) Super sexy Angelina pics, before she turned into Skeletor. (UseMyComputer) And speaking of Skeletor Angelina, guess which Disney villianess she’s in talks t

Quickies: Mad Men

Shauna Sand looks more disgusting with every passing day. (Hollywood Rag) Joss Stone publicly defends her chronic cannabis use. (Holy Moly!) See if you can guess what Ashlee Simpson’s new job is. Hint: it doesn’t involve her chin. Or does it?

Shauna Sand Delays Sex Tape Release

I’m back, bitches! Hope your enjoyed your week with Sonya at the helm. And I also hope you didn’t get to used to actual quality writing, because it’s back to guzzling at the teat of the lowest common denominator now that I’m here! TMZ say

Quickies: White Chicks

Jessica Simpson wants sister Ashlee to pop out another baby. (Bricks and Stones Gossip) Shauna Sand’s sex tape looks suspiciously professional. (Drunken Stepfather) George Clooney may be actually getting married! (Celebslam) Kylie Minogue looks a

Shauna Sand Brings Her Melons to the Pumpkin Patch

Just a typical day out with Mommy! Shauna Sand took her daughters to the pumpkin patch yesterday looking like the tranny hooker she is.  Doesn’t she ever attempt to wear anything appropriate? Who the hell wears 10 pounds of makeup, a crocheted scr

Shauna Sand Topless Pictures

I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure using an Exacto knife and a cigarette lighter isn’t the best means of repositioning the nipples after breast augmentation. Unless MacGyver was Shauna Sand’s plastic surgeon, those tits a

Quickies: My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard

Tila Tequila’s stalker has a sense of humor! (CelebSlam) Shauna Sand is clearly not a swallower. (Hollywood Tuna) Kate Beckinsale as a sexy bunny. Ow! (Bastardly) Paris Hilton’s shitty champagne in a can = epic fail. (Websters) Who

Shauna Sand dressed up

Surprise! Shauna Sand dressed up as a slutty soldier for Halloween. Surprise again! You’re blind! By the way, props to you, Shauna, for being photographed at an undisclosed location against a nondescript white brick wall giving everyone hope that y

Shauna Sand has to be doing this on purpose

Shauna Sand flashed her panties for the second time this week while getting out of her car at Katsuya. Someone needs to explain to Shauna this is only hot for celebrities who aren't on the cusp of menopause. So, unless she has a machine that can reve

Fashion Disaster Of The Day: Princess Beatrice

This is kind of an iffy situation here. I'd hate to put Princess Beatrice in the same category as the illustrious Shauna Sand, but I'm not really feeling this outfit, with the top that would probably actually be quite adorable in a completely differe

Shauna Sand See-Through Black Dress

Former Playmate Shauna Sand left a Hollywood nightclub on Monday in a completely see-through black dress. You know, there are several clues that your dress is not appropriate for everyday wear, the most obvious being “The only thing more transparen

Shauna Sand is in a Bikini

Who knows why Shauna Sand decided to go to Miami this weekend. If I had to guess, I'd say she went there to remind us of her timeless beauty. I must admit, sometimes I take it for granted.

S.S. Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures

I assumed these were old promo stills from Jenna Jameson’s “Zombie Strippers.” Turns out it’s actually former Playmate Shauna Sand in Miami, and she looks that way on purpose. I’d still clobber it in the head with a machete if it came too c

Jennifer Garner is a Country Mart Mom

Jennifer Garner and husband Ben Affleck take their daughter, Violet, 2 1/2, to the Brentwood Country Mart in Los Angles on Saturday. Here’s one more synopsis of a film that Jen has in the works with producing partner Juliana Janes: “The Garden