All Danny wants for Festivus

I love Christmas. It is the best holiday. If all of the holidays grew asses, Christmas could kick every other holiday's ass by ripping off their ass and beating them to death with said ass. It's perfect on every conceivable level. It aims to achieve

Best and Worst TV of 2009: Jason's List

2009 was a good year for television. It offered the resurgence of the comedy on network television, and the continuing growth of original programming on cable. In all honesty, I don't think I could just do a list of what was great and what was horrib

All Jonathan wants for Festivus

Festivus is upon us once again here at TV Squad and regardless of whether or not I've been naughty or nice, all my wishes had better come true because I've already sat through all ten crappy episodes of FlashForward -- I deserve all this.First off, a

Summit Bringing Us a Real Vampire Movie With A Dracula Remake, Vlad

Summit just can't quit those vampires. The studio is apparently working on their own action-heavy Dracula remake, entitled Vlad, with a script by actor Charlie Hunnam. After loving the guy on Undeclared, Children of Men, and Sons of Anarchy, a vampir

Kurt Sutter unofficially confirms third season of Sons of Anarchy

As if there were any doubt. In an interview with the Newark Star-Ledger's TV critic Alan Sepinwall, Sons of Anarchy creator and executive producer Kurt Sutter has unofficially confirmed that the show will indeed be back for a third season. It's just

Review: Sons of Anarchy - Na Triobloidi (season finale)

\ (S02E13)"Any idea where we're headed?" /"No." - Chief Unser to Gemma If you're looking for someone to yak to at the office tomorrow about the second season closer of Sons of Anarchy but don't want to open your meathole to someone who has no idea wh

What's On Tonight: Presidential Address, Scrubs, Victoria's Secret, ECW

At 8, the major networks and the cable news networks have the Presidential Address.The CW has a new 90210 at 8, then a new Melrose Place.At 8:30, FOX has a new So You Think You Can Dance.At 9, ABC has the season premiere of Scrubs (two episodes), fol

Was Zobelle's kiss just a kiss?

There was another observation from the last episode of Sons of Anarchy that I noticed, or maybe I just didn't want to acknowledge that I noticed it. Just before Clay, Jax and company finally move in on Ethan Zobelle's cigar store for what will presu

Review: Sons of Anarchy - Culling

(S02E12)"Either you or me goes home in a bag." - Jax to A.J. The showdown we've been waiting all season to see finally happened tonight and even though it didn't end the way the antagonists deserved (i.e. heads removed where the shoulder meets the n

What Danny is thankful for

Who doesn't love Thanksgiving? I'll be enjoying mine with all the usual staples: turkey, cranberries, cornbread stuffing, some weird brown thing my father attempted to make and my Mom's mind-numbingly good meliton dressing. I'm literally chomping at

What Jonathan is thankful for

Another year, another Thanksgiving, and another Fall TV season with plenty of reasons to be thankful. Here's what's winning me over this holiday season...FX's Sons of Anarchy -- Talk about a complete 180°. This show went from near the bottom of my l

What's On Tonight: V, Dancing with the Stars, ECW, Sons of Anarchy

At 8, ABC has a new V, then the two-hour season finale of Dancing with the Stars.CBS has a new NCIS at 8, followed by new episodes of NCIS: Los Angeles and The Good Wife.NBC has a new, two-hour Biggest Loser and a new Jay Leno Show.FOX has a new, two

Review: Sons of Anarchy - Gilead

(S0207) - "This club needs a healing brother, and you got to be the one to deliver it." - Bobby to JaxThe tension between Jax and Clay has never been thicker. You could make a birthday cake with it ... a big, tasty birthday cake of hate. Tonight, i

Sons of Anarchy: Falx Cerebri

(S02E06) "It's not your time yet, man. This is Clay's club. You either back down or get in line, before somebody gets hurt." - Opie to Jax It was really hard to find a good quote for this week's episode. I watched the bastard four times before I foun

Sons of Anarchy: Smite

(S0205) - "When relationships become a ledger of profit and loss, you have no friends, no loved ones, just pluses and minuses. You are absolutely alone." - John Teller It's almost the mid-season for Sons of Anarchy and that can only mean one thing: s