Quickies: It’s My Party
Cameron Diaz nip slip! (The Blemish) The new and improved Frankentits Heidi Montag shows up in Vegas in lingerie. (The Superficial) It’s about time Jessica Alba got back into a corset. (Hollywood PQ) Why is The Situation posing with a bunch of g
S.S. VS Model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Topless in DT
I’m not sure how old these pictures of Victoria’s Secret angel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley are, but it says “2010″ on the cover, so I figure they’re recent. It also says “Enero” in tiny print under the title, which I just discovered is Sp
S.S. Keeley Hazell in Zoo Magazine
I don’t think it’s any coincidence that British glamour model Keeley Hazell has three E’s in her name, because I’m pretty sure it’s also her cup size. It’s almost like she was destined to have giant tits. Which is why I’ll be legally
S.S. Lucy Pinder in Nuts Magazine Teaser
Only British glamour model Lucy Pinder could make sitting like a kindergartener who has to pee look sexy. Frankly, she could be pounding out the sackful of puppies she just set on fire against a brick wall and I’d still think she was sexy. Like m
Quickies: Like Choking on Glitter
Breaking Dawn, the finale in the Twilight Clusterfuck Saga, is set to begin filming soon, and it should be a hilarious disaster of epic proportion. (Pajiba) Simon Cowell and his bitchtits are ditching “American Idol” to bring the Yanks some “X-
Quickies: Oral Fixation
Kim Kardashian does one thing well. (IDLYITW) Amy Winehouse is in the hospital. Again. (LitelySalted) Brad Pitt at Dave & Buster’s with his sons Maddox and Pax. (Celebitchy) Heh. John Mayer has bitch tits. (GB) Owen Wilson is Kate Hudson’s lo
Alessandra Ambrosio for the Win
Whatever you felt looking at Susan Sarandon’s tits, this would be the exact opposite of that. I wouldn’t go as far as to call it “pride.” Maybe “less shame and self-loathing.” After all, ’tis the season to masturbate alone. Bottoms
Quickies: Stuff Your Stocking
Which one of Tiger’s whores has a bastard child on the way? (The Dirty) Holly Madison showing off her past-their-prime tits. (Dirty Rotten Whore) Hope you wanted herpes and anal warts for Christmas! (Hollywood Rag) Emmanuelle Chriqui has an incr
Lady Gaga Got Breast Implants?
There’s something different about Lady Gaga’s tits in the first picture. Namely, that they look like a pair of flat tires suspended by two-week balloons served on a stack of old flapjacks. I don’t know whether I need to patch a leak or a ask
Quickies: Wax Poetic
Pamela Anderson’s tits, much like her jowls, are staring directly at the ground. Gross. (Hollywood Rag) If you’ve never heard of Amber Heard, now is the time to educate yourself. She’s a knock-out! (Moe Jackson) These upskirt pics of Beyonc
S.S. Even More Coco Twitter Pics
It’s like my mom always said — subtlety is for pussies. That’s why you should always remove your g-string using only the heel of your lucite platforms and take lots of bird’s-eye pictures of your own tits and post them on the internet. Coco
Amy Winehouse Wants Bigger Boobs
Amy Winehouse had her new tits on full display as she left the Hawley Arms in Camden last night — but there’s gonna be more where that came from. The Daily Mail says Amy Winehouse spent £35,000 on a breast enlargement [and] boosted her bust fro
Kim Kardashian as Jasmine for Halloween
♫”I can show you the world”♫… or you could just show me your tits. I’m pretty sure that’s the only thing anyone really cares about seeing here. Kim Kardashian as “Aladdin’s” Jasmine for Halloween:
Quickies: Tops and Tails
Denise Richards forgot all her clothes, but remembered the camera and professional photographer. (CityRag) See if you can guess the going rate for Jon Gosselin. (Post Chronicle) Eva Longoria sideboob for London Fog. (Scandalist) Carrie Prejean is
S.S. Jewel in Blender Magazine
Back in the day, Jewel bucked the show-yer-tits rule to get ahead in her career. Sad for her, lucky for you, she’s abandoned her sense of integrity. Enjoy yourselves, you opportunistic bastards! Related Stories S.S. Alessandra
