True Blood Sets Season Three Premiere Date
Everybody sharpen your fangs. The best vampire series on television today, 'True Blood,' returns to HBO for a new season on June 13th. When last we left Sookie and Bill, he was ready to propose before suddenly vanishing while Sookie was in the little
S.S. Kristen Stewart in Eva Magazine
This person on the cover of Eva magazine is supposed to be “Twilight’s” Kristen Stewart, but she’s not staring soulfully off into space in front of a moonlit forest or frowning her way through a surly cigarette, so I don’t know if I buy it.
Robert Pattinson Admits He’s Dating Kristin Stewart
In news that’s sure un-moisten the control-top panties of lonely fat girls everywhere, Twilight puss Robert Pattinson finally admitted he is dating co-star Kristen Stewart. That great disturbance you feel is the collective strain of a million Doubl
Robert Pattinson is “Allergic to Vagina”
Twilight puss Robert Pattinson was forced to endure a 12-hour photo shoot with a bunch of naked chicks for his spread in next month’s Details magazine. See if you can guess how much he enjoyed that. Nine MSN says “I really hate vaginas,” Show
PIC: Robert Pattinson Poses With a Naked Woman!
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Quickies: Like Choking on Glitter
Breaking Dawn, the finale in the Twilight Clusterfuck Saga, is set to begin filming soon, and it should be a hilarious disaster of epic proportion. (Pajiba) Simon Cowell and his bitchtits are ditching “American Idol” to bring the Yanks some “X-
The Internet Killed Taylor Lautner
The sound you hear is the panicked screaming of eight million Twihards. But settle down spazatrons, because Taylor Lautner isn’t actually dead. From E!: In a career milestone achieved by only a select few (and Jaleel White), Twilight Saga star
S.S. Ashley Greene, Again (Some More)
Ashley Greene is everywhere lately because ain’t no escaping any o’ them Twilight fools, but at least she’s better than Kristen Stewart. Ashley doesn’t incessantly bite her lip like she’s trying to eat her own face from the inside out, an
S.S. Ashley Greene Had a Happy New Year
Ashley Greene (of the Twilight movies) went to a New Year’s party, and somehow the personal photos she took at the party ended up on the webernets. Maybe because she’s an attention whore and she leaked them herself, or maybe one of her friends
Those Twilight Fools Spent New Year’s Together (Maybe)
Supposedly, Twilight retards Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart spent New Year’s Eve together on the Isle of Wight. From Star: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart rang in 2010 together in England’s Isle of Wight. The stars of Twilight were s
Fangs Are Fragile. It’s True.
In some kind of ass-backwards attempt to convince us that Robert Pattinson isn’t smelly and disgusting, Bryce Dallas Howard told New York Magazine that his teeth are so brittle and rotten that they fall apart when string touches them. From E!: Ap
What's On Tonight: Sugar Bowl, Scrubs, Iron Chef America
Bravo has Kathy Griffin specials all night.Syfy's Twilight Zone marathon continues all night.BBC America's Doctor Who marathon continues all night.At 8, FOX has the Allstate Sugar Bowl, Cincinnati vs. Florida.PBS has a new Washington Week at 8, then
What's your favorite Twilight Zone episode?
We're participating in our annual New Year's tradition in this house and watching episodes of The Twilight Zone, one after the other on the Syfy marathon. It's amazing that the series is 50 years old and still offering stories that are relevant in to
New TV on DVD releases this week
Here are the new TV DVDs, in stores tomorrow. So this week we have Glee, which is releasing Volume 1 of their first season before the first season is even over. Most shows don't do this, but FOX feels they can capitalize on the popularity of the show
Well, Pardon Me
Katy Perry is all in a tizzy because someone dared to suggest that she may have been getting cozy with Twilight star Robert Pattinson. Says NineMSN, The wide-eyed popette was outraged to hear rumours she had been “flirting outrageously” with Twil
