Kara Dioguardi in a Bikini for Women’s Health
American Idol’s most annoying judge Kara Dioguardi shows off her bikini bod in next month’s issue of Women’s Health. It’s definitely an improvement, but in the same way that sprinkling glitter on a wart is an improvement. Doesn’t mean the
Kim Kardashian Shows Off Curves in New Calendar Pics
"We had such a fun time on set," she says of her bikini-clad photo shootGet more Us! Follow us on Tw[...]
Quickies: Sweepin’ The Clouds Away
DWTS’ Cheryl Burke shows off her bikini bod. (UseMyComputer) Lisa Marie Presley is eating herself to death! (CelebSlam) Why are Kim Kardashian and Jay Leno flashing Scissor Gang Mafia signs? (The Dirty) You’ve seen Alice Eve in Maxim — now s
Quickies: Mome Raths Outgrabe
Whitney Port in a bikini, the only time she’s tolerable. (The Grumpiest) E!’s Giuliana Rancic dazzles at the Oscars. (UseMyComputer) Jennifer Love Hewitt will play a prostitute in her next movie. (Hollywood Rag) Betty White is hosting the May
Quickies: Pussyfooting Around
Lenny Kravitz’ daughter is HOT> (Moe Jackson) Elizabeth Hurley and bikinis. A match made in masturbatory heaven. (Hollywood Rag) Lindsay Lohan sticks it to the fashion world. (Holy Moly) Marie Claude Bourbonnais is a Candaian fetish model, eh?
S.S. Modern Family’s Julie Bowen in a Bikini
These pics of “Modern Family’s” Julie Bowen on the beach with her husband technically qualify as celebrity bikini pictures, but you could put Ernest Borgnine a two-piece that’d still qualify, too, just to put it in perspective. Sometimes th
Quickies: Money Shot
Holly Madison hosts the Adriana Fernadez bikini launch, and — surprise! — they’re all in bikinis. (Moe Jackson) No way that’s Christina Ricci. (Socialite Life) Christina Hendricks deserves an Oscar for her amazing rack display. (UseMyCompu
S.S. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Beach Bunny Catalog Shoot
Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley doesn’t just do lingerie; she also does bikinis. That’s what’s we in the masturbating arena refer to as a “double threat.”
S.S. Olympic Skier Lindsey Vonn in Sports Illustrated
Lindsey Vonn, the most successful female skier in history, took home the gold in the Olympic downhill in Vancouver yesterday, and she’s expected to win at least two more in the next few days. So I thought it was only fitting that I post these pict
Quickies: Nature’s Own
Lindsay Lohan, or down-on-her-luck Turkish whore? (Moe Jackson) Paramore’s latest video for “The Only Exception.” (Hollywood PQ) Finally, a Barbie doll that we normal girls can relate to. (The Dirty) Jayde Nicole squeezing Jessica Hall’s b
Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston Travel for Charity
Jolie heads to earthquake-stricken Haiti, Aniston shows off her bikini bod in Mexico to raise funds [...]
Quickies: Men in Tights
Victoria Beckham gets down and dirty on her hands and knees! (Hollywood Rag) Are Fergie and Snooki related? (CityRag) Kelly Brook is clearly a shaver, not a waxer. (DirtyRottenWhore) Cameron Diaz bikini pics. (UseMyComputer) And Jessica Jane Clem
Betty White in a Super Bowl Commercial
Super Bowl XLIV was last night, and I could really give two shits that the Saints won, so here are some pics of Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively in a bikini with her main gay Chace Crawford instead. And speaking of Chace Crawford, enjoy the above video
Quickies: Off the Wagon
Hollywood’s biggest retouching scandals, and I’m not talking about Michael Jackson and ten-year old boys. (Gone Hollywood) John Edwards has a sex tape. Suck on that, Bill Clinton! (The Fab Life) Now strippers can have fashion bikinis too — E
More Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures
Kim Kardashian posted these bikini pictures on her Twitter yesterday, saying “SUPER SEXY & EDGY!” and “HOT HOT HOT! Not even retouched yet!” Jesus Christ. The only thing bigger than this bitch’s ego is her comically oversized ass. That
