Convicted Serial Killer Appeared on 'The Dating Game'
This just in from our "Department of Stories That Will Keep You Up at Night By Reminding You that the World Can Be an Awful, Horrible, Rotten Place." We probably need to rework the title. Rodney Alcala, a serial killer convicted for the deaths of fo
Jennifer Love Hewitt is Single Again
After dating Jamie Kennedy for almost a year, Jennifer Love Hewitt is now single again. People Magazine says Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have broken up. Though some called them an unlikely couple, Kennedy and Hewitt regularly gushed over
Sean Penn Kicked Out of Oscar Party for Fighting
Sean Penn was reportedly kicked out of the Governor’s Ball Oscars after-party Sunday night after punching “Hurt Locker” producer Greg Shapiro. Nine MSN says Shapiro is dating Penn’s on-again/off-again ex-[wife] Robin Wright. But despite repo
Robert Pattinson Admits He’s Dating Kristin Stewart
In news that’s sure un-moisten the control-top panties of lonely fat girls everywhere, Twilight puss Robert Pattinson finally admitted he is dating co-star Kristen Stewart. That great disturbance you feel is the collective strain of a million Doubl
More 'Dating in the Dark' for ABC
Late last year, when people were caterwauling over the baseness of ABC's 'Conveyor Belt of Love', a show that was often lumped into the same we're-going-to-hell-in-a-handbasket category was the Alphabet Net's summer series 'Dating in the Dark.' The c
Rihanna’s New Boyfriend Has a Violent Past
PHOTO CREDIT: Nine MSN If you somehow managed to avoid it the first time around, your chances of seeing more pics of Rihanna’s bloodied and battered face just got a whole lot better — it seems the new guy she’s dating has a history of domestic
Captain Kirk and Olivia Munn Broke Up
Chris Pine and Olivia Munn split up, apparently. From People: Though they kept things private while dating this fall, Star Trek star Chris Pine and actress Olivia Munn have ended their romance, PEOPLE has confirmed. The two kept their distance at t
Review: The Big Bang Theory - The Psychic Vortex
(S03E12) The TCA panel for CBS was on Saturday, and Big Bang Theory creator Chuck Lorre brushed off talk of a Penny/Sheldon hookup by basically saying that Sheldon is asexual. He's chosen not to play the relationship game at all, and the writers aren
Are you done with the TV remakes? The networks aren't
Do you ever wonder why TV networks spend so much time and money updating old TV shows for the modern times, even though they are almost always doomed to fail? No, it's not due to some clinical mental illness. It's simple: they attract attention, acc
This Freakshow is Now Official
They say opposites attract, so I’m guessing “obnoxious” and “disgusting” must somehow be opposites, because Katy Perry and Russell Brand are engaged. From Us: The wacky pair — who’ve been dating since September 2009 — became betroth
Melissa Satta is at the Beach
This is Melissa Satta. She’s one of those naked newscasters in some foreign place, like Italy or Jupiter or something. She’s also dating some kind of sports-playing person, but I don’t know if it’s an Earthling athlete or a Jupiteranian o
Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner Split!
After three months of dating, a source tells Us "they plan to stay friends" Get more Us! Follow us o[...]
Norah Jones and Jimmy Kimmel rewrite a Christmas classic
If you're anything like me (first of all, may God have mercy on your soul), you always scratch your head when you hear "The 12 Days of Christmas." Who the hell wants maids-a-milking outside of some bizarre hedonism cruise? Thankfully, crooner Norah
PIC: Miley Cyrus Kisses Rumored Boyfriend in Paris
She and costar Liam Hemsworth -- who've never confirmed they're dating -- lock lipsGet more Us! Foll[...]
ABC's Conveyor Belt of Love will literally treat people like meat
ABC has officially found a way to turn dating reality shows into a literal metaphor. The network has approved a one-hour special called Conveyor Belt of Love in which prospective bachelors are presented to blushing bachelorettes on (you guessed it!)
