Lindsay Lohan is Taking Adderall, Xanax and Paxil

Michael Lohan’s mission to get daughter Lindsay into rehab has now progressed into a shock-and-awe media campaign, complete with his airing a list of all the prescription drugs she’s currently using. According to Page Six [Michael said], “She

Does Justin Chambers have the best girly scream ever?

A lot happened in this week's Grey's Anatomy, including Meredith making the difficult decision to give her dad part of her liver. That's convenient for the real-life Ellen Pompeo, who just had her baby on Sept. 15. And there's still the issue of the

Ellen Page, Alia Shawkat and Sean Tillmann Writing HBO Series Stitch N’Bitch

Oh, I can already see the responses to this one in my head. Ellen Page, Alia Shawkat and Sean Tillmann (the latter is AKA Har Mar Superstar) are writing and exec-producing a new show for HBO called Stitch N'Bitch. We don't know much about the project

Ellen Pompeo Debuts Post-Baby Body!

Two weeks after giving birth, the Grey's Anatomy star attends glitzy bash for David Beckham

Mariah Carey is Drunk

Mariah Carey was already shitfaced last night when she arrived at One Little West 12th in the wee hours of the morning to guzzle champagne with her entourage. Page Six says According to a witness, Carey showed up to the restaurant at “1:30 a.m. and

Insert Caption: Whip It

Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that whips out funny captions faster than it takes me to fall down while rollerskating (ie: pretty damn fast). Last week we asked you to churn out your best "Let's make fun of those artsy

Kelly Killoren Bensimon in the December Issue of Playboy

One of the leathery old boozebags from the “The Real Housewives of New York City” is about to bear it all in Playboy. I’ll try to contain my squeals of delight. According to Page Six The magazine is set to publish semi-nude photos of Kelly

Buffy, Ellen Pompeo and Jude Law’s Whore Give Birth

D-listers galore have spawned this week — “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” star Sarah Michelle Gellar, “Grey’s Anatomy” actress Ellen Pompeo, and sometimes-model-turned-Jude-Law’s-drunken-bootycall Samantha Burke all gave birth within the las

Ellen Pompeo Welcomes a Baby Girl!

Stella Luna Pompeo Ivery is the first child for the actress and husband Chris Ivery

Ellen DeGeneres Defends Idol Judging Skills

"I know I'm going to be a great judge because I've spent my whole life being judged," she says

Seven shows that need funny commentators more than American Idol

American Idol's choice of Ellen DeGeneres as a judge replacement threw everyone for a loop, even schlubs like me who don't watch the show. It's not that she's not talented, successful or funny. It's just an odd choice, putting a comedian on the show

Kristin Chenoweth Collapses Post-Emmys

Actress Kristin Chenoweth collapsed Sunday night at the Emmy Awards shortly after winning Outstanding Supporting Actress for her role in “Pushing Daisies.” Page Six says Chenoweth suffered a crippling migraine and had to lie down in the Lipton L

Paula Does Ellen on Vh1 Divas: The Video

Paula Abdul dressed up as her American Idol replacement Ellen Degeneres on last night’s Vh1 Divas Live, and it’s almost impossible to pinpoint the most shameful part of the performance, because there’s just so fucking many. Right out the door,

Ellen DeGeneres Twitters After Paula Abdul Mocks Her

"You're hilarious," she wrote after the former American Idol host mocked her onstage

Right Now on TV Squad

Our brothers and sisters over at TV Squad have busted through the boob tube and brought with them the following juicy bits of must-see eye candy. As I'm sure we've all heard by now Paula Abdul is leaving American Idol and her replacement is goin