Quickies: Dirges in the Dark
Mariah Carey demonstrates why sweatpant culottes will never take the fashion industry by storm. (The Grumpiest) Anthony Hopkins says Paris Hilton is a “soulless machine.” Much like people who don’t sing along when Don McLean’s “American P
Perez Hilton Lobbies For Simon Cowell's Job on 'Idol'
Even though this video was done for Funny or Die, I have no doubt that Perez Hilton really would like to replace Simon Cowell on 'American Idol.' I don't think that's going to happen, but if it does, that's the moment that 'Idol' becomes unwatchable.
Quickies: Ride ‘Em, Cowboy
Worst orange skin/overly bleached teeth combo ever, and it’s not Paris Hilton. (The Dirty) Olivia Wilde sexes it up for GQ, part 2. (popoholic) The incomparable Laura Bingle’s sexy bikini photoshoot. (UseMyComputer) Jersey Shore — the porno?
Ke$ha Talks About Puking in Paris Hilton's Closet, Breaking Into Prince's House
"I'm a whopping good time and have been to a few pretty badass parties in my day," the pop star tell[...]
Nicky Hilton: Casey Johnson's Dogs Are Alive
She wants to "clear up" rumors spread by Tila TequilaGet more Us! Follow us on Twitter, Friend us on[...]
Tila Slams Nicky Hilton for Putting Casey Johnson's Dogs "to Sleep"
She calls Hilton "heartless and rude" after a frosty altercation Wednesday Get more Us! Follow us on[...]
Have You Ever Wondered What the Mythical Whoreflower Smells Like?
Kim Kardashian’s stupid perfume is finally coming out, so if you’ve never been satisfied with Paris Hilton’s stinkspray, you can finally quit crying yourself to sleep every night. From People: Since Kim Kardashian first broke the news that sh
Report: Tila Tequila, Nicky Hilton Fought Over Casey Johnson's Dog
Tila fought a losing battle with Hilton and Bijou Phillips over an elderly poodleGet more Us! Follow[...]
Report: Tila Tequila, Nicky Hilton Fought Over Casey Johnson's Dog
Tila fought a losing battle with Hilton and Bijou Phillips over an elderly poodleGet more Us! Follow[...]
Tila Tequila Seeing "Haunting Visions" of Deceased Girlfriend
Her childhood pal Paris Hilton also says she has been "in bed crying, looking at baby pictures" G[...]
Report: Brooke Mueller Parties Alongside Paris Hilton, Gerard Butler
Mueller, who accused husband Sheen of threatening her with a knife on Christmas Day, steps out in As[...]
Quickies: Eat My Rubber
Ha ha — Perez Hilton called a “talentless dope,” walks out on TV interview! (Celebitchy) Vikki Blows and Sophie Howard topless. What more do you want from me, people? (Dirty Rotten Whore) Miley Cyrus… and the Floating Head of Doom. (Agent
Sam Rubin not a fan of Perez Hilton at all
Perez Hilton seems to irritate someone every other week, and the latest person is KTLA's Sam Rubin. He was supposed to interview Hilton on the set the other day about his new book, but when Hilton showed up and was told what time he'd be interviewed,
Quickies: Heart of Glass
Jessica Simpson attacks Perez Hilton! (Post Chronicle) Isla Fischer sem-nude: just one more reason to be thankful this Thanksgiving. (CelebSlam) Hugh Hefner almost choked to death on a sex toy. (The Blemish) Taylor Lautner’s wet t-shirt Rolling
Paris and Doug Reinhardt Get in a Shoving Match
Cops were called to Paris Hilton’s house late Tuesday night after she got into a drunken shoving match with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt in the middle of her driveway. But of course, Paris is claiming it was all just a misunderstanding on the part of

