S.S. Keeley Hazell in Zoo Magazine

I don’t think it’s any coincidence that British glamour model Keeley Hazell has three E’s in her name, because I’m pretty sure it’s also her cup size. It’s almost like she was destined to have giant tits. Which is why I’ll be legally

S.S. Keeley Hazell Still Wants to Be Kept

Keeley Hazell did a lovely little photo shoot as a promo for her new interactive video “Keeping Keeley”, sponsored by Lynx Effect (that’s Axe Body Spray to Americans).  We had exclusive behind-the-scenes footage from the video last week, as yo

Quickies: Golden

A list of all the winners at the Golden Globes. (Pajiba) Hey look, it’s a crazy old British lady who thinks she looks just like Jessica Rabbit. (AgentBedhead) Keeley Hazell topless (sort of) in Maxim. (HollywoodTuna) Construction photos from the ne

EXCLUSIVE: Keeley Hazell Wants You To Keep Her

Keeley Hazell is gorgeous and built like a Barbie doll and also seems like a really sweet person, so more of her is always good news.  She’s got a new interactive video premiering later this month, and we’ve got behind-the-scenes footage from th

Quickies: Inkubus Sukkubus

Cindy Crawford gets her bikini on in Mexico. (CelebSlam) And speaking of bikinis, Emma Watson in a little black string one. (Egotastic) Keely Hazell topless. It’s the only way she should ever be viewed, really. (Dirty Rotten Whore) Taylor Momse

S.S. Keely Hazell’s Nude PETA Ad

Click images for NSFW versions I’m glad PETA has finally seen the light and done something that can actually resonate with the non-psychotic-and-hopelessly-misguided rest of us normal people. We could give a shit about the way the Colonel fries hi

S.S. Preview of Keely Hazell’s 2010 “Erotic” Calendar

Here’s a delicious sample of Page 3 girl Keely Hazell’s 2010 “Erotic Calendar.” Not to be confused with Keely Hazell’s 2010 “Psychotic Calendar,” which mostly consists of pictures of me jumping out the dumpster behind her flat and hack

S.S. Topless Keeley Hazell Black and White Pictures

Just look at how British glamour model Keeley Hazell bravely continues to defy archaic Hollywood standards. Her pictures say “see, you don’t have to be twenty pounds underweight or bleach blond to make it in this industry!” Apparently all you

Keeley Hazell Bikini Pictures are Most Wanted

It's been a really long time since we've had any Keeley Hazell pictures up, and frmo what hear, we may never have any again, since Keeley wants to be taken seriously as an actress, and doesn't even want her...

S.S. Keeley Hazell Goes Topless For Halloween

You know, I think Keeley Hazell is onto something here.  She has clearly taken into account the struggling economy, and is embarking on a humanitarian effort to promote cost-effective costuming using only half the regular amount of material.  There

Keeley Hazell Launches Her Topless Calender With Clothes On

Wow I almost didn’t recognize Keeley Hazell with her clothes on, I mean, new hair color. I have to admit, I’m liking it a lot but then again, I don’t think Keeley could possibly do anything that I wouldn’t like. She is a superior being, the c

Keeley Hazell’s Topless Lingerie Calendar

Here’s a little preview of Keeley Hazell’s 2009 lingerie edition calendar. As usual, Keeley is a knockout. I only wish I had all the shots. But don’t worry, once I get them I’ll be sure to post them. Besides, you know the expression: good thi

Keeley Hazell’s Peachy Ass

It’s that stunning UK babe Keeley Hazell again, this time showing off her deliciously peachy butt in a skimpy thong, and in another top picture in this Keeley Hazell Topless gallery, gives her ass cheeks a firm but playful squeeze, which pretty muc

Keeley Hazell In The New Nuts Magazine

Here are some pics of Keeley Hazell topless in the new Nuts Magazine. Nuts Magazine is pretty brilliant in the marketing of their magazine. They have this chick on more than any other chick and its probably the most popular magazine in the U.K. and i

Keeley Hazell Cleavage Sells Lynx Body Spray

I’m sold, I don’t care what it smells like, you put some Keeley Hazell cleavage on the ad and I am buying that sh*t!