Paul Schneider Leaving 'Parks and Recreation'
This is not going to sit well with a lot of 'Parks and Recreation' fans, but here goes: Paul Schneider is leaving the show. Co-creator Mike Schur confirms to the LA Times that Schneider is indeed leaving the show. Seems it's a combination of things.
Quickies: Classic Cootchie
Renee Zellweger and Reese Witherspoon have a “Who’s Skinnier?” contest. Renee wins by a clavicle! (Litely Salted) Megan Fox has slept with only two men. Why am I having a hard time believing this? (Socialite Life) It’s an Emma Roberts, Anna
Antonio Banderas is Old
I’m not sure what the hell Antonio Banderas is doing with that hideous pee-paw beard, unless it’s playing checkers in the park with Wilford Brimley and his type 2 die-uh-bee-tus. I can almost smell the Ben-Gay and hard candies from here. PHOTO
Quickies: Private Dancer
WTF is wrong with Angelina Jolie’s neck?! (The Blemish) Oh, hell yes — Blake Lively is gonna do Playboy! (IDLYITW) Lady Gaga has cellulite. And ass pimples. (Fatback) What in God’s holy name did Mel B do to her hair? (Closer) Pamela Anders
Pamela Anderson is Beauty Incarnate
Beauty, they name is Pamela Anderson! Wait, did I just said “beauty?” Because I meant “doody.” Doody, they name is Pamela Anderson. She looks like a meth addict who spent the night blowing truckers at a rest stop off I-40. Huffing kerose
Quickies: Rock Out with Your Concrete Block Out
Watch video of Anderson Cooper saving a little boy from concrete-throwing thugs! (Socialite Life) LaToya Jackson, or giant albino bat? You decide. (Hollywood Rag) Look — Britney Spears is actually wearing a bra! Too bad it’s three sizes too s
How did Ricky Gervais do as Golden Globes host?
When I talked with Ricky Gervais a few weeks ago, he said his game plan as host of the Golden Globes was to keep things rolling and have fun with it. He also said comedians are "meant to push the barriers a little bit and see what happens." He defini
What You Missed Last Night: Kathy Griffin swears (again) on CNN
This was probably expected, but last night Kathy Griffin said the F-word while co-hosting New Year's Eve coverage on CNN with Anderson Cooper. Here's the video. I guess you can't have a time delay in a show that has a live countdown to New Year's Eve
Paul Shaffer didn't do his Cher impression last night (but here it is anyway)
Every Christmas, on the same Late Show episode where Dave and Jay Thomas try to knock the meatball off of the Christmas tree, Paul Shaffer does his impersonation of Cher singing "O, Holy Night." He didn't do it last night on the show, but he did do i
The IRS vs. Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson may have to start spending a little less time at the beach. Apparently she owes the Internal Revenue Service almost $2 million in back taxes. Obviously, this was a miscalculation on the part of her accountants. Given Anderson's histor
Psych does Private Eyes like Hall and Oates
They're at it again! This time instead of Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney doing "Ebony and Ivory," Shawn and Gus are re-creating Hall and Oates doing "Private Eyes." And this time, the rest of the cast are included as private eyes, too. The Psych te
Pam Anderson to Record Pop Single Called "High"
Her pal Richie Rich says she "wants to sing, but nothing too difficult"Get more Us! Follow us on Twi[...]
Paul Greengrass Quits Bourne 4
[UPDATE: Paul Greengrass has issued a statement, reprinted in Variety. He's as diplomatic as you'd expect: "My decision to not return a third time as director is simply about feeling the call for a different challenge. There's been no disagreement wi
What's On Tonight: Charlie Brown, Lopez Tonight, Holiday movies & marathons
History Channel has a Pawn Stars marathon all night.Syfy's James Bond marathon continues all night.TV Land has a marathon or Roseanne Thanksgiving episodes (starting at 9).At 7, Boomerang has The Thanksgiving That Almost Wasn't.At 8, ABC has A Charli
Quickies: Wax Poetic
Pamela Anderson’s tits, much like her jowls, are staring directly at the ground. Gross. (Hollywood Rag) If you’ve never heard of Amber Heard, now is the time to educate yourself. She’s a knock-out! (Moe Jackson) These upskirt pics of Beyonc
