Lady Gaga in Q Magazine

I’m not sure why Lady Gaga’s wielding a big black strap-on on the cover of Q Magazine. Maybe it was just laundry day and her real penis was in the wash. It probably gets dirty getting tucked back into her ass crack all the time. Related Stori

S.S. Ken Paves Cops a Feel on Jessica Simpson

Ken Paves demonstrates the best way to help “escort” a lady to the door in a crowded venue: breast-first. Gets ‘em every time. Whereas if you’re a girl, I recommend the “tugboat whistle” approach, where you “escort” your man throug

Jennifer Aniston in Cabo with Gerard Butler

Jennifer Aniston jetted off to Los Cabos, Mexico to celebrate her 41st birthday with her standard crew of dried-up old birds this past weekend, but there was something different this time… something with a penis. Gasp! People Magazine says She h

Channing Tatum Boiled His Naughty Bits

Channing Tatum is featured in the January 2010 issue of Details magazine, and the article tells a heartwarming story about the time he burned the living hell out of his junk: Channing Tatum’s penis is gross. It looks like a hot dog that’s been le

Is Kathy Griffin banned from CNN?

In 2008, Kathy Griffin said something on CNN's New Year's Eve show that was shocking, something concerning a heckler and his penis. A few days ago she said the F word live during the broadcast. Will she be back on CNN on December 31 of this year? Not

Mike Henry and Daryl Hall on a Cleveland Show Thanksgiving

A year ago, before there was a Cleveland Show, when the Family Guy spinoff was still just a possibility, the show's first guest stars, Daryl Hall and John Oates, were brought aboard. They'll finally make their debut, playing an angel and a devil, res

Pink Has a Mysterious Bulge in Her Crotch

Pink showed off a mysterious wienery bulge in her latex pants while performing in Glasgow on her Funhouse tour yesterday. Now, some of you are going are probably going to say that it’s just the lighting and the camera angle and not a penis at all,

Quickies: Yo Yo Yo

Shakira back and sexier than ever in i-D Magazine! (Popoholic) Kim Kardashian channels Joan Collins at the 6th Annual Hollywood Style Awards. (Moe Jackson) Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks marries Geoffrey Arend. Well, he must have a nice personality

Lady GaGa has a penis

This should put to rest all those ugly rumors about Lady GaGa being a woman. She must get sick and tired of everyone calling her a chick all the time. God. People can be so cruel. Skip to the 1:13 mark to be grossed out. Related posts Lady GaGa

Lindsay Lohan Falls Down

Most people usually grimace when they realize they’re about to hit the pavement, but Lindsay Lohan’s first instinct is to make like she’s about to deep-throat a penis. I think that’s what they call a down-on-your-knees-je

S.S. Avril Lavigne Gets Wasted

Husband Deryck Whibley was nowhere in sight when Avril Lavigne got shit-faced with a couple of girlfriends at My House in Hollywood last night. My sources tell me he was home pondering the faggy spelling of the name “Deryck” and the unfo

Harry Potter aka Daniel Radcliffe’s Penis in Equus Video

Someone finally managed to sneak a cellphone into a performance of Equus and capture some naked Daniel Radcliffe penis action! And here it is — Harry Potter’s magic wand, up close and personal. Speaking of his magic wand, it doesn’t look like

Pink has a pillow fight

Pink performed at the 2008 MTV Europe Music Awards and ended her hit song “So What” with a pillow fight which left me sexually confused. On the one hand, it’s hot girls in lingerie pillow fighting! On the other hand, it’s Pink. My penis is so

Lindsay is still into dudes

Lindsay Lohan may be dating Samantha Ronson but that doesn’t mean she’s given up the penis. A friend tells Full Disclosure that Lindsay insists she still loves men and that Samantha is the only person she’d go gay for. “She has been telling e

George Clooney Back with Krista Allen

Silver-haired rake George Clooney has once again found his way back to ex-girlfriend Krista Allen of “Baywatch” and “Emmanuelle” fame. My guess is that his penis led the way. For those of you counting, this would be their third attempt in l