Quickies: That Name Again is Mr. Plow

AnnaLynne McCord wins the Sexiest Celebrity Halloween Costume award in a fishnet batgirl getup. (Glamzilla) And Audrina Partridge is a close second as a sexy genie. (Moe Jackson) LaToya Jackson dressed as a… Tin Man Turned Prostitute in a Clockwo

Quickies: Strike That

Twilight’s Ashley Greene’s sexy Halloween costume. (Use My Computer) Pictures of Hugh Grant sloshed out of his gourd. (CelebSlam) Kiefer Sutherland racks up a $700 bar tab — all before lunchtime. (The Blemish) Just like your frustrated chih

January Jones GQ Outtakes

A bunch of super-sexy pictures from January Jones’ September GQ photo shoot made their way onto the interwebs yesterday. These were the outtakes, in that they didn’t print them. Yeah. I guess they figured, “Who wants to look at more sexy pics

Quickies: Tops and Tails

Denise Richards forgot all her clothes, but remembered the camera and professional photographer. (CityRag) See if you can guess the going rate for Jon Gosselin. (Post Chronicle) Eva Longoria sideboob for London Fog. (Scandalist) Carrie Prejean is

S.S. More of Tricia Helfer and Grace Park in Maxim

I gave you the sexy November cover a couple of weeks ago; now, I’m giving you the goods — Battlestar Galactica’s Tricia Helfer and Grace Park in next month’s issue of Maxim magazine. To be honest, I don’t know much about either of the wom

S.S. Hot Mama!

Here’s Sela Ward at the premiere of The Stepfather, looking absolutely stunning. She puts all those stupid fake younger celebrities to shame. This lady is 53 years old. She’s definitely got the sexy, smoldering eye thing down pat. This is aging a

Kim Cattrall Has Sexy Knees

Yowza! The last time I saw knees this sexy, I was at the elephant exhibit at the zoo! Now, I have no problem whatsoever with women showing their age. I just don’t get how someone who’s 53 has knees like she’s 73. I don’t think even my grandmo

Movie Review and Horror Essay: The House of the Devil (One of My Top Five Films of 2009)

Repeat the following name after me three times: Ti West. Ti West. Ti West. Pray that Hollywood doesn't tuck him into its throbbing succubus and then wring his brilliance out into its rancid, gold spittoon gifted by Dubai. With The House of the Devi

S.S. Katy Perry Mega Cleavage

Katy Perry was front and center at the Louis Vuitton fashion show in Paris yesterday in this sexy little number. Rowr. Now, don’t speak French, but I think it’s pretty obvious “haute couture” must mean “massive cans.” Everything sounds

S.S. Kim Kardashian is a “Water Goddess”

Kim Kardashian posed for yet another sexy but pointless photoshoot last weekend and posted the pics on her official website, saying I love this one in the silver sequin drape! I didn’t know what we wanted out of this look but it feels very Venus w

Quickies: All Quiet on the Western Front

There’s bronzer… and then there’s this. (The Dirty) Terrifying Japanese sex dolls. (Dirty Rotten Whore) Amanda Seyfried, or Tammy Faye Baker? (UseMyComputer) Madonna eats pizza for Letterman! (Hollywood Rag) Battle of the Olivias: Oliva Mu

Mark Burnett gets real for CBS drama

What happens when the producer of Survivor collaborates with his wife, an actress who starred in Touched by an Angel, in a story created by the guy who brought us Dirty Sexy Money? Do you get Touched by a Dirty Sexy Angel? I guess that's what CBS wil

Melrose Place repeats slip into The Beautiful Life's timeslot

The CW already gave up on its lowest performing newcomer, cancelling The Beautiful Life: TBL. That left an empty spot on the schedule and an opportunity. Certainly not wanting to have another quick failure on their schedule, the network has decided t

Quickies: Robble, Robble

Baywatch’s Nicole Eggert got FAT. (The Blemish) Perez Hilton nearly killed off Jacklyn Smith! (Socialite Life) Cheryl Cole looking positively drinkable in a sexy Absynth photo shoot. (Glamzilla) Google’s Top Ten Hottest Women of 2009, accordin

More Taylor Lautner Shirtless Pics!

See new photos of the hunky werewolf and his sexy Twilight costars